Jizzcumbobulate

[crotchgobblin]

I woke up this morning to discover that I had ejaculated all over my bed, my sheets, my pillow, myself. It was very gross. I had to peel the sheets off of me and it made a sound like velcro undoing and it looked like someone was spreading open a grilled cheese sandwitch. I am not sure what happned in my sleep. All that I can recall is that I

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[housebroken]

best poist ever.
you crack me the fuck up bernie
every so slightly, oh god.
are you coming down here for my fucking birthday kareoke bash!???

feb 17 at the schnitzel/ roadhouse in thorold/fonthill.
airhgT???

[docarcane]

adoration begins........NOW!!

[ashbobbish]

no.. u're the one that's weird!