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[crossstrategist]

Um. This is Gaomon.

I'm in Tetha.

Master appears to have been dragged her and taped to a lightpost by some unruly-looking man in dark armor.

I have been unable to get him down. I believe I require assistance.

NO! NO! DON'T BRING ANYONE HERE! NO ONE CAN SEE THIS!

Comments

[kenkabanchou]

Goddammit.

[crossstrategist]

... Master is cursing now. It is quite vulgar.

[kenkabanchou]

I always knew he had it in him.

I'd, uh, offer to spare him anyone else seein' it I'm in a forgiving mood right now, so sue me, but... um.

I think the others're gonna beat me to it.

[crossstrategist]

I think Master is quite thankful for that.

[sane_minority]

...

...

well... huh.

[crossstrategist]

Yes?

[sane_minority]

... just be glad he didn't hurt him.

And get a bottle of water.

[crossstrategist]

Water?

[legendarytamer]

I'll do it.

[crossstrategist]

That would be quite helpful.

[sparkle_alchemy]

DO NOT WORRY GAOMON! ARMSTRONG AWAY!

[crossstrategist]

... With all due respect, Major, you don't know what part of Tetha we're in.

And it seems Master Akiyama has already offered.

[sparkle_alchemy]

NONSENSE! WHAT SORT OF MAJOR WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T COME TO ASSIST A FRIEND? THE MAP SHOWS ME THREE KILOMETERS FROM YOU -- I WILL BE THERE IN TWO MINUTES!

VOICEPOST

[legendarytamer]

I'm here already; does this mean I win?

[xtrnlmonologue]

... Duct tape or electrical tape?

[sane_minority]

Videotape.

._.;

[crossstrategist]

It seems a bit too dense for video tape, miss.

[sane_minority]

... Oh jeez, he didn't use his normal stuff?!