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[A small, sickly-looking man(?) is shuffling down the hallway. By the uniform and garbage bin he’s dragging behind him, you may recognize him as your unfriendly high school janitor. He mumbles in a raspy voice as he goes about his business]
Filthy, stinking teenagers. Leaving gum under desks and spitwads on ceilings… No consideration for poor Sméagol, no. They don’t care how hard we have to work to clean up after them gollum gollum.
We should quit and let them wallow in filth, yes, precious. See how they like smelling rotten banana peels and overflowing toilets every day.
Filthy, stinking teenagers. Leaving gum under desks and spitwads on ceilings… No consideration for poor Sméagol, no. They don’t care how hard we have to work to clean up after them gollum gollum.
We should quit and let them wallow in filth, yes, precious. See how they like smelling rotten banana peels and overflowing toilets every day.