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[crooked_tongue]

Americans are so unoriginal.

And now I arrive to find, to my utter shock and displeasure, that my dear friend is... incapacitated, to say the least.

Comments

[dexterous_fake]

That's his fault buddy. Play with fire and you get burned.

[crooked_tongue]

But it's so upsetting.

[dexterous_fake]

No, it was fun actually.

[crooked_tongue]

Is that really an attitude an officer of the law should adapt?

[dabatteyo]

Hey, sorry 'bout your friend. Are they sick or something?

[crooked_tongue]

In more ways than one, kid.

[dabatteyo]

Wow, that really sucks. Have you brought them chicken soup yet? And a presant to make them feel better? Flowers or stuffed animals work pretty well...

[crooked_tongue]

...

I brought him some soap.

E-mail: Sasori

[xuejungou]

Excitement in the jail? Do you care to elaborate, or should I start readying care packages to the police officers now? - A.

E-mail: Aizen

[crooked_tongue]

My dear friend has been incarcerated, and it is my professional opinion, given all my years in asylum, that prison is not the best place for him, as he is a danger to himself as well as to society.

So... I'm going to bust him out.

E-mail: Sasori

[xuejungou]

I see. Will this involve the wholesale destruction of the jail, or something surprisingly less...explosive. If he's that dangerous why should he be freed?

E-mail: Aizen

[crooked_tongue]

It involves him with high explosives in his hand. What he does with them is not my fault nor my problem, however, let's look on the bright side:

A: You get to deliver a heartfelt speech, thus cementing the public to your whims yet again.
B: You're amused.