Maybe I'm the one who is… the schizophrenic psycho… yeah

[crooked_tongue]

After my appointment at the police department, I need to go to Chicago for a few days.

Comments

[wings_of_art]

How come?

[crooked_tongue]

He's not a car. He's a stripper.

1) Because he's getting on in years.
2) How is your blowing up cars and harassing me, NOT a legitimate reason to question my safety?

[wings_of_art]

You need to reassess your life if you best friend is a stripper. They probably only like you because you pay them.

First of all, IT'S NOW 'BLOWING UP CARS!' IT'S ART.
Second of all, you harass me way more.

[crooked_tongue]

I'm alright with that.

It's dangerous arson, no matter how you look at it.
I don't harass you; you don't leave me alone.

[wings_of_art]

It's not worth it without the risk. That's what makes it so beautiful.

You act like an asshole. That's close enough.

[crooked_tongue]

Then I'll leave you alone.

[wings_of_art]

Fine! Let's see if you have one friend left after whatever the fuck your up to goes to hell!