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[criticizes]

[ Norway had not felt the need to use the phone since he arrived in Mayfield, mainly because he was too outdated for this type of phone, but now suddenly he is compelled to do so... ]

Drank a little too much once. Spent an intimate night with a tree.

I don't regret it at all.

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[fireandiceland]

[Rather displeased little noise of "I didn't need to know this".]

[fireandiceland]

...You would do that.

[criticizes]

Wasn't bad.

But you're too young fer this.

[fireandiceland]

You're the one who told everyone.

[techno_mancer]

.....

Alright, I gotta know how that works.

[criticizes]

Ya find a nice-lookin' tree.

[techno_mancer]

[He busts out laughing.] Man, I've been really wasted, and I've shagged some unpleasant-lookin' people, but never did I get to the point where a tree looked sexy.

[criticizes]

[ At first he feels the need to defend his poor trees, but oh wait. ]

Wasn't like that. [ There was no shagging!!! ]

[politerudeness]

Ah, that's interesting. I didn't think it was biologically possible.

[ if Japan was his normal self he'd be screaming "that is inappropriate" or something, but honest Japan doesn't really...care... ]

[criticizes]

It was easy.

Ya can try it.

[politerudeness]

...What is this... I feel as though I am supposed to say that this is incredibly scandalous of a suggestion and be shocked and embarrassed, but the truth is I do not feel that way at all... actually, I would consider it just to see what it was like...

[criticizes]

Nothin' wrong with it. Just gotta be careful.

[vaimoksein]

With a tree?!

[criticizes]

Oh. Fin. You're here too.

[vaimoksein]

Moi, Norja!

[Still thinking on this....]

[criticizes]

When did ya arrive?

[piealchemist]

Um... you what?

[criticizes]

It was a fling.

[piealchemist]

A... um... I don't get it.