the results from the election for student body VP from last week-
i lost by 5 votes to Gabby.
the results from the election for senior class president from today-
i lose by 3 votes to Sierra.
thanks to all the douches who can't tell their left foot from their right [ahem grace beck] who voted for sierra and megan as a "twin package".
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IT IS FULL OF ASSES.
haha, pun?
it's ok though - no big deal. sierra may be president for a year, and you won't be, but sierra may also be anorexic/lame for life while you are TOTALLY HOT/FUCKING HIP FOR LIFE. i know sound like a self-help book is really condescending but i don't mean it that way - i just mean that once the election is over, and you know you're the better candidate, then who the fuck wants to be president for such a group of lame assclowns anyway?
you know, the president also gets the most criticism, so in the next year when you hear people talking shit about sierra, you can just giggle and add, "i know, heehee." you're getting the last laugh, believe me.
and at least your name is not a color of crayola crown. not only a color, but a SHITTY color, quite literally.
alright, i'll leave you with that, a hug and a kiss.
i ♥ you.
jane
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i know it's well meant, jane, but it's not really true
sierra's the real winner in every situation, since she's amazing at sports, really pretty, really smart, really talented, and everyone loves her.
in fact, she's the only one out of our whole AP art class who got accepted into this "prestigious" art contest. then she won two awards. even though her entries were poorly done and aesthetically displeasing. i mean, i didn't get to enter anything good. but other people in my class have talent too, you know?
anyway you get it. she's a winner at life. and therefore too busy to be class president. i would do a better job anyway.
i am livid.
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what the fuck kind of name is sierra anyway?
being busy and well liked and awards or whatever does not equal success in life. neither does beauty.
BEING SCENE DOES. hehehahaehe
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and having a really good cursive song named after you, of course.
especially one about baby mama drama and everything.
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elections lost to date:
1. stuco speaker of the house (grade 7)
2. stuco president (grade 8)
3. class secretary (grade 9)
4. class treasurer (grade 10)
5. class president (grade 11)
6. class secretary (grade 11)
7. stuco vice president (grade 12)
8. class secretary (grade 12)
ive been there, mon amie. good luck. i still think you are amazing
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i better see a lot of you this summer, molly.
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<3333.
[I lost the 5th grade secretary election.]
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those kids just don't know how amazing we'd be.
<333
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[what boyfriend, christina? haha]
that's hardcore, jessica, you are to be commended. and consoled.
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one of the fucking creepy kids in bryan's grade is a molester, and he feels like he has to touch all of the girls' asses in the hallway. once i said hi to him, and the creep decided that equalled permission for him to touch my ass like everyother day, so he started doing that. and at first, i couldn't tell him off because it was election week and i needed his vote. and now i just avoid him like the fucking plague. creeeep.
anyway, since when do you have a better chance of making out with me than sierra? i convinced her to make out with my friend JB in art multiple times on monday. i took pictures too. and that's when she has a boyfriend.
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I wouldn't kick Sierra out of bed though.
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(okay, I'm not REALLY sorry)
I demand a fucking RECOUNT
Iluvu<3
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although i don't know if i could take losing a third time. it would be terribly disheartening ://////
by the way, my school's name is All Saints Episcopal School.
ASES for short.
phonetically= ASSES
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