Alot of times at work, when I carry my bus tub around, I sometimes like to make the /train noise that the male gnomes make in WoW. A hostess thought I was weird, so I /rude her
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When you work 4 hour lunch shifts and 7 hour dinner shift, you end up walking a number of miles back in forth from table, to table, to the kitchen, to the bar, etc., all over the place, all the while carrying a bus tub filled with plates, cups, and when that tub gets full, it can get heavy. We are also required to move tables by picking them up over our heads because aisles are so tight and people are idiots and are all "Hey I'm gonna stand in the way, lol."
Basically, alot of heavy lifting and moving around.
And if anyone IS curious, I shall tell of the beard plan.
Well, my boss said "Fuck no you cant grow a beard."
So slowly, over time, I've been sneaking it in. Part 1: Lengthen sideburns to lower cheeks. Part 2: Begin minor soul patch. Part 3: Expand sideburns into chops. Part 4: Increase soulpatch size and length. Part 5 (My current step): Attach chops to the sides of soul patch. The connection will be in the form of goatee, and alas, the beard is complete.
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Also, I won't bother asking how growing a beard is broken down into 5 phases.
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Basically, alot of heavy lifting and moving around.
And if anyone IS curious, I shall tell of the beard plan.
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Enlighten me!
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Well, my boss said "Fuck no you cant grow a beard."
So slowly, over time, I've been sneaking it in. Part 1: Lengthen sideburns to lower cheeks. Part 2: Begin minor soul patch. Part 3: Expand sideburns into chops. Part 4: Increase soulpatch size and length. Part 5 (My current step): Attach chops to the sides of soul patch. The connection will be in the form of goatee, and alas, the beard is complete.
No 'stache.
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