Bob Guccione Memorial Haiku

[crisper]

PENTHOUSE, I admit
I read some, but not nearly
as much as OMNI

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For consideration: hard to say which has fared better since those days, the Pets or the Future

Comments

[dewline]

Omni really was his best contribution to the world, wasn't it?

[hwrnmnbsol]

Dear Penthouse Forum;
Never thought I'd really be
Mobbed by chicks with wings

[cindy_dutra]

Oh, the *magazine* Omni. I thought you meant the other Omni.

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