100 Words: Turn Out the Lights

[crisper]

The noise outside was deafening. The Devil sighed and turned up the volume on his iPod.

Suddenly, the door of his “retirement office” burst open. It was one of his former Dukes.

“Haven’t you heard?” the demon-lord practically shouted, twitching with excitement. “The Guf finally defaulted. The Gates have been opened for reverse-colonization by

Comments

[mmcirvin]

I recall the weird Demi Moore apocalypse movie The Seventh Sign having a lot of talk about the Guf in it.

[hwrnmnbsol]

Ha, ha! You admitted having seen that movie out loud!

[mmcirvin]

Anyone who read my Usenet posts back in the day knows I've admitted to seeing worse.