My voter turnout anecdote for the day

[crisper]

A nice old lady (our polling place is in a retirement community) was behind me in line and behind her was a guy in his late 30's or early 40's. He looked around for a minute and said, "Last time I was here, it was an almond orchard

Comments

[eucharistcrunch]

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Now there's a sentiment I can get behind

[janet_harvey]

4 MORE YEARS OF VODKA! 4 MORE YEARS OF VODKA!

Re: Now there's a sentiment I can get behind

[crisper]

Actually, contrary to my suggestion, I have polished off, tonight, bottles of (in order) scotch, brandy, Jack Daniels, kahlua, and drambuie. And while I cannot say for sure that I feel GOOD, I can definitely assert that I am numb.

[eucharistcrunch]

Why not jello shooters made from research grade ethanol? THAT will make you NUMB.

[crisper]

I am, actualy, at this point, right now, so numb that ANY suggestion sounds good to me.