Topical: Your Election Day Drinking Game

[crisper]

Every time a state is called for a candidate-- either one-- take a drink.

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For consideration: whiskey if it's Bush, vodka if it's Kerry

Comments

hey, i like whiskey

[delascabezas]

it should be like, a can of pbr for bush or something

Re: hey, i like whiskey

[crisper]

PBR won't destroy you completely enough. How about tequila?

[madolan]

I call this game "Dead by Dawn."

[crisper]

Let us hope, at least, that it is to be death by vodka!

[eucharistcrunch]

What do you do when Fox news calls a state for Bush and CNN and others call it for Kerry? Is that two drinks, because if it is, whoa! You might as well call it the "2004 Indecision Psoriasis of the Liver Game" or the "Partisan Alcohol Poisoning Game".

What do you do in the off chance they call a state for Nader? Is that the lightning beer bong round?

[crisper]

If there is dispute over who gets the state, give yourself a shot of whatever they're using to keep Renquist stabilized and wait for the court decision. If they call a state for Nader, break out the nitrous.

[fleagirl]

hee hee psoriasis of the liver hee. my liver itches. heehee.

[crisper]

Seems appropriate enough. Why not have a liver that itches, when the mere sight of the President already makes my skin crawl?

[pfarley]

Is it okay if I only drink for the Blue states? The only time I'll ever lift a glass to George W. Bush is the day he blows his brains out on national television. "Good job, old boy, good job!"

[crisper]

How about every time they call a Red state, we inject our souls with Botox?