♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

Dec 18, 2010 05:05

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

troll mode go, stupid snow, wtf raven had sex, fourth wall, *action, !event, ~everyone, 1000 comments!

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onemoreswipe December 18 2010, 05:08:30 UTC
[It may be cold. But that won't stop the bushes from rustling, and a fox making some... fox noises. I think.]

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crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:09:12 UTC
[He's on guard now, he knows he heard something in those bushes.]

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onemoreswipe December 18 2010, 05:09:53 UTC
[There's a fox with a bandit mask popping out of that bush. Do you see that, Raven? It's clearly harmless.]

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crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:11:49 UTC
Hey! What ya doin' there little guy?

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spoiler alert: this will end with raven waking up feeling like p.diddy autokesha December 18 2010, 05:09:42 UTC
[Hey. Do you hear that? Where is that music coming from?

It's getting louder.]

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Why did I think of Nintendo first :( crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:11:16 UTC
Huh? Argh, what the heck is with that music?! Sounds like someone is drowning a cat in electrical equipment.

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I don't know you tell me. autokesha December 18 2010, 05:13:35 UTC
[STOPPING IMMEDIATELY.

Did someone criticize her music. UM she's the best thing since Britney Spears hello? Walking over now to her insulter.]

Excuse me?

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crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:14:27 UTC
What's with yer voice? Sounds like a robot ta me. You're not a robot are ya?

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HI I LOVE YOU AND WAS TOTALLY F5ING YOUR JOURNAL FOR THIS altoskbrat December 18 2010, 05:11:36 UTC
[It's a good thing Raven happened to be sitting outside otherwise Harry would have gone on wandering around all confused! Harry spots Raven.]

Old man!
[and he runs over to Raven. So you can't escape now.]

What happened to Dahngrest?

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That is creepy lol xD crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:12:49 UTC
Harry?! [Taken aback by the kids sudden appearance, he's unsure what to think.]

Uh... I'll make it simple for ya, yer not in Dahngrest anymore.

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GOOD I'M GLAD It was supposed to sound creepy altoskbrat December 18 2010, 05:16:20 UTC
[Harry doesn't believe that of course as it doesn't make sense but he'll play along.]

Well then, if we're not in Dahngrest then where are we?

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SO MEAN XD crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:18:35 UTC
Sorry to be the one to break the bad news to ya kid, but you've died, this is hell.

Haha just kiddin', it's another world.

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lotuswiththorns December 18 2010, 05:16:31 UTC
Y-you!

Where did the DEAD go?!

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crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:17:30 UTC
What're ya talkin' about?! Oh wait... were you dead?

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lotuswiththorns December 18 2010, 05:19:40 UTC
[Despite being in her forties, the woman in front of Raven could only be described as a "Dancer". There's an ominous beeping sound coming from the watch on Dancer's wrist, and if he looks at it, it has a number 8 and a pink skull on it.]

If I don't deactivate within the 81 seconds, then...

[She looks around frantically. Where could the device be?]

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crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:21:23 UTC
Whoa, hold on, calm down fer a minute hun. Yer gonna need to explain ta me what you're talkin' about.

[He stands up, trying to console the panicked woman.]

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fallenambitions December 18 2010, 05:25:31 UTC
[...Someone is mildly surprised to suddenly find himself someplace he hadn't seen in a very long time. Someplace he had never thought he would return to, but here he was, back in Luceti. One slight difference is that he didn't have wings this time around which puzzled him. Everyone that arrived here should have wings, correct?

...and he had to find himself re-appearing near House 12. The last place he wanted to find himself at, but...hold on, was that Raven on the porch?

...Hm.]

You're still here I see.

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crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:27:31 UTC
[What. Get out.]

Yuri said ya weren't here...

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fallenambitions December 18 2010, 05:40:06 UTC
[Sorry. I'm here all weekend~]

Did he now? Well he'd be partially right about that. I don't recall there being snow everywhere the last time I was here.

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crisis_rain December 18 2010, 05:43:07 UTC
So you were here before... but ya left. Why do you remember it and I don't then? What makes you so over the top and special?

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