❖ 003 // [Voice]

[crisis_rain]

[Filtered from Xion | 95% Unhackable to her]

Hey I got a little problem I could use some help with. There's this nice, little, teenage girl who's never read a book before, so I told her I'd get her one as a surprise gift. But uh, I'm drawin' up a blank. What kinda books do girls even read nowadays?

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[able_wildflower]

Let's see...something sweet, with a prince in it. Or a knight. I like those kinds of stories.

[crisis_rain]

Oh it's my lucky day! A pretty lady givin' me advice~

A handsome Prince story might work well, but she might get the wrong message...

wrong icon D:

[able_wildflower]

Aren't you kind of old to be saying things like that? Thanks, though. I guess.

I don't know many other kinds of stories, but how would she get the wrong message? Most stories where I come from are about princesses and thieves or knights.

[crisis_rain]

Hey the older a man the more experienced he is.

It'd seem a little weird me givin' a book about a romantic story to a girl young enough to be my own daughter wouldn't it? Or would it... Honestly I've got no idea, I've never given a kid a book before.

[able_wildflower]

Oooh, you're just as bad as Sain! You...old lecher!

[crisis_rain]

Lecher?! Hey, be nice! I could've said somethin' a lot worse.

[able_wildflower]

...that's not very comforting.

[crisis_rain]

Hmmm... maybe I should try harder next time.

Well ya seem to know about girls, bein' a girl and all. Any books in particular you think she'd like?

[able_wildflower]

Nope!

Think I've forgotten what books I was thinking of. Such a shame.

[crisis_rain]

Such a shame, maybe one day I'll write a book about a pretty, green haired lass who broke an old man's heart.

[able_wildflower]

Oh, I can help you with the plot of that one. The green haired lass decided that old men were gross, and picked someone much younger, and much more handsome.

[crisis_rain]

Just how old do ya think I am?!

[able_wildflower]

Thirty-two.

Old.

[crisis_rain]

...

I wish I was thirty-two.

[able_wildflower]

Oh? You're older?

That means you're more than twice my age.

[crisis_rain]

A gentleman never asks for a ladies age.