The Taylor Legacy : Chapter One
Author's note : So with the sad loss of the Harpers (stupid lagging -_-), I have brought a new contender. His name is Caelin Taylor and he will be the founder of my new legacy. I highly hope that this legacy doesn't crash like all the others previous. Wish me luck.
Here's the CAS shot of our proud founder ! And here are his stats :
Alright. So Caelin is an Irish name and (according to the website that I used which gives the meanings to names) means Great Warrior, hence the Disciplined trait. You can also see that he's a playa' so to speak. Hence, the Heartbreaker LTW. Although, I'm afraid he will never complete that LTW because I have four gorgeous young ladies lined up for Caelin to impregnate and that will be the extent of his relationships (unless I decided to stir it up a bit :P). This legacy is an ISBI (I'm Surrounded By Idiots). This means that I am not allowed to control anybody but Caelin and then when a new heir is chosen, I can then only control them. I have the exception of controlling sims to change their appearance after they age up and when I want to give them a specific career track but they are the only exceptions allowed. Anyway, the ladies chosen as Caelin's lovers are :
Iola Reid is the first of the young women. As a child, her mother and father never had a great relationship and she ended up running away with her mother after her father came home drunk and violent. Her mother had been beaten within an inch of her life. From that moment on, Iola vowed to herself that she would train until she was confident that she could protect both herself and her mother from future predators like her father. She is a proud fit-freak and will kick the ass of any guy that tries anything on her.
Bree Summers is the second of the four. Bree was lucky in life. She grew up with both her parents in Paris. Her father was a musician and her mother was an over-achieving artist. Needless to say, she was in the lap of luxury. She then left her family home and moved to New York. She changed her last name to destroy all ties with her famous parents and tried to see how she would fare as a one-woman band.
Elouise Grace is the third of the spouses/impregnates. When Elouise was ten years old, she was diagnosed with cancer. She used chemotherapy and was forced to shave off all of her gorgeous red hair. Even though she was just ten years old, Elouise told herself that nothing could halt her dreams, even cancer. Her dream was to be a professional ballerina (she was inspired by Black Swan. Has anyone seen that movie ? It's freakin' epic-ass crap !). She hasn't reached her dreams yet but she's within reach. She grew to get used to having no hair and decided to keep the bald look. Too bad that isn't appealing instructors.
Kayla Newberry is the final girl to introduce. Kayla was the girl in school that was constantly called fat. She couldn't help her weight, she loved food too much. It eventually turned into more than a comfort to her and became an ambition. She one day wanted to claim the chef's hat and run her own kitchen. She also wants a family of her own to be her critics of course !
The first thing I set out to do was get Caelin a place in the Inspector career. I've never done this career before so it should be fun !
So Caelin's first thrilling case involves ... gnomes ? Really ? Thrilling indeed ...
Caelin : Oh woe is me ! My life is so challenging ! How will I ever go on ?
Politician Wife : Are you alright, sir ? I kind of want you to solve a case for me.
Caelin : Having a dramatic scene here ! Rude, much ?
What kind of name is Politician Wife ?
See ! Her name is Politician Wife ! Seriously, EA ? Hve you run out of default names or something ?
Caelin : So you say that somebody's been kicking your gnome and now you don't feel like it's safe for you to leave him outside so you've kept him indoors, correct ?
Politician Wife : Yes, indeed.
Spa Lady : (what a stupid problem)
Seriously, EA ? Spa Lady ?
Caelin : I'll have it seen to, ma'am.
Caelin : I'm ready to rummage in some bins !
Um, nice to know ... I guess ...
Caelin : Oh my God ! I thought I heard something ! Is someone coming ?
No you're just a paranoid mess. You also look pretty hilarious in that outfit. It makes you look bald !
Caelin : Don't diss the uniform. It's very business-y ! And I have hair and you know it, thank you very much !
Caelin : ♪♫ Singing a rummaging song as I bust someone's ass ♪♫
You're starting to worry me already. It's too early for that to happen ...
Stylist Man : Oh look, a man rummaging in my bin.
Stylist Man : Just walk on as normal. Who hasn't rummaged through trash at least one (or ten) times in their life ?
I should start thinking about what I put in my bin ... who knows what they could gather from what I put in there O.o
The culprit was at the salon. I also found that Kayla was a stylist. Does she not have any sense ? You're supposed to be a chef, for God's sake !
I also saw that Elouise became a stylist ! What happened to being a ballerina ?
Caelin : I'mma bust someone's ass now !
That's all well and good for you. I'm a bit busy freaking out over the negative effects of my Story Progression Mod and the fact that the stylist career is so popular.
Caelin : Story Pro- what ?
Nothing ...
Caelin did indeed bust the culprit's ass and then reported back to Politician Wife.
Caelin : So I was all like 'Hey dude, stop the gnome kicking. What did the gnome ever do to you ?' and he totally caved.
Politician Wife : So brave ...
Caelin : Case closed !
And this was my reward :D
Caelin : You see this ?
Caelin : Suck on it, bitches !
You're so immature ...
Caelin : Well technically, you created my characteristics and you write my dialog so ...
Pftt ... shut up ...
Caelin : Time for a nice relaxing bowl of cereal.
At night ?
Caelin : It's a nice end to the day, okay.
Caelin : When are you going to let me sleep ?
Nobody's stopping you :S
So this is where I realized that the 'No Mosaic' mod that I downloaded worked. It's pretty funny really because I tried this out with a sim before and instead of being completely naked, she had boots and tight pants on that detached her waist from the top of her body ... I know, right ?
This picture is pretty pointless. I just hadn't gotten over the loss of the blur xD
Caelin : Is that what I think it is on TV ? ...
Caelin : Two girls going at it ... Oh yeeeeeah ....
Go to bed ... now !
Caelin : You ruin all the fun ...
I'm keeping it suitable !
And so the night was spent snoozing.
Caelin : So what's on the agenda today ?
You're going to meet one of your future girlfriends.
Caelin : Ooooh, girls ...
*sigh*
Caelin : Why am I here again ?
Because you're trying to build a relationship big enough to sustain the pregnancy of what could be your future wife.
Caelin : So I have to, like, love them and shit ?
It's part of the BigMac deal, yes.
Caelin : Tough work, man ...
*sigh*
Caelin : Hmm ... Push the button for Bree Summers ...
Bree wasn't home. So I tried the others ...
None of them were home -_-
Caelin : What do I do now ? I'll never find love ...
Don't be so over-dramatic.
Caelin : Life as I know it is fading away ...
Caelin : Oh woe is me ... I will never find a soul-mate ... The Taylor genes stop at me ...
Caelin : I'm feeling faint ... Light disappearing ... Being consumed by darkness ...
Caelin : Bleh !
Drama queen :P
When Caelin was finished having a 'moment', I did what I would consider a smart way to waste time (and money).
Caelin : Hey there muchacho ! Oh ... you don't call each other that over there ?
Caelin : Oopsies ... my bad. But anywho, how 'bout hooking me up with some plane tickets ? For today ? Perfect. Ciao ... Oh, you don't say that either ...
Caelin : I'm going to China, bitches !
A picture of Caelin leaving New York (Bridgeport) ... how thrilling ...
Caelin : China smells different from New York ...
That's because ... I don't know actually ... It just smells funky then xD
Caelin : To the market !
Caelin : Right, so I'm looking for these, um, pills ...
Caelin : We have them back in New York ...
Shop Keeper : I'm sorry, sir. You must tell me the name of these pills.
Caelin : *whispers* Viagra ?
Local Man That Doesn't Look Chinese : So, sonny, can't get it up *chuckle*.
Caelin : Oh great, now the old geezer is laughing at me ... I'm out of here ...
Caelin : So what's this ?
You stand on it.
Caelin : As long as it doesn't laugh at me ...
Oh, get over it !
Caelin : Something moved ...
Caelin : Why'd you bring me down here ?
I thought there was treasure ... but it turns out you need to unlock a key ... Oops ...
I took Caelin to the martial arts place but soon learned that I had a glitch that wouldn't let him practice -_- . There wasn't any point in staying any longer so I phoned home.
Caelin : Yeah so there aren't any karate what'cha ma'jiggets and ... um ... pills ... so I'mma come home.
Caelin : Stop laughing ! Why is everybody laughing at my pills !
* * * * *
Caelin returned home and I hope to God that the girls don't have anymore plans ...
I thought this picture looked pretty funny xD
On a dating site ?
Caelin : Trying to track down the girls ...
Just a normal Tuesday night for Caelin. Hacking the governments secret files and what-not.
Caelin : Woop ! +$19 !
You're rich -_- ...
Caelin : Hey, Bree ! Just thought I'd call and say hi. How did I get your number ? That's besides poin- and how do I know your name ? Again, besides the point.
Caelin : So, what're you into ?
Caelin : Trees, huh ? I think I can dig it. No pun intended. Oh I am such a comical genius. You're great too by the way.
*sigh*
Caelin : Hey, Iola ! I just called to-
Caelin : Bitch hung up on me. She's not getting away that easily.
Caelin : Hey Iola. So I think we had a bad connection. So, what're you into ?
Caelin : I didn't mean it like that ... wouldn't that involve medical attention ? Someone's been listening to S&M a bit too much ...
Caelin : Hey, if you're into it, I'm into it, babe.
Caelin : so what you're telling me is that you could have more bacteria under your nails than on a toilet seat ?
Caelin : That's disgusting ! ... Wash them at least ten times a day ... ?
Caelin : What an utterly fantabulous idea, Elouise ! I shall go forth and spread the word of this. Thanks, bye.
Caelin : Mhmm ... yeah ... yeah there's a guy that constantly takes pictures of me ... yeah ... mhmm ...
Caelin : Now that I think about it, that is kind of creepy and stalker-like ...
Caelin : You're right Kayla ! Rebel against the picture-taking-stalker !
O-kay ... no more talking to Kayla about me, okay ?
* * * * *
And that concludes the very first chapter of what I hope will be a concrete legacy on my part. I hope you all enjoyed it. I know it was a bit racy at points but I can't help it, Caelin brings out the pervert in me xD
Please comment and let me know what you think :D
Statistics of ISBI
Torch-Holders: 0
Fires: 0
Pass-outs: 1
Self-Wettings: 0
Repo-man: 0
Special Deaths vs. Total Death Count: 0/0
Reach top of a career: 0
LTWs achieved : 0
Next time : Caelin finally gets some action ? Babies ? Who knows ...
Here's the CAS shot of our proud founder ! And here are his stats :
Alright. So Caelin is an Irish name and (according to the website that I used which gives the meanings to names) means Great Warrior, hence the Disciplined trait. You can also see that he's a playa' so to speak. Hence, the Heartbreaker LTW. Although, I'm afraid he will never complete that LTW because I have four gorgeous young ladies lined up for Caelin to impregnate and that will be the extent of his relationships (unless I decided to stir it up a bit :P). This legacy is an ISBI (I'm Surrounded By Idiots). This means that I am not allowed to control anybody but Caelin and then when a new heir is chosen, I can then only control them. I have the exception of controlling sims to change their appearance after they age up and when I want to give them a specific career track but they are the only exceptions allowed. Anyway, the ladies chosen as Caelin's lovers are :
Iola Reid is the first of the young women. As a child, her mother and father never had a great relationship and she ended up running away with her mother after her father came home drunk and violent. Her mother had been beaten within an inch of her life. From that moment on, Iola vowed to herself that she would train until she was confident that she could protect both herself and her mother from future predators like her father. She is a proud fit-freak and will kick the ass of any guy that tries anything on her.
Bree Summers is the second of the four. Bree was lucky in life. She grew up with both her parents in Paris. Her father was a musician and her mother was an over-achieving artist. Needless to say, she was in the lap of luxury. She then left her family home and moved to New York. She changed her last name to destroy all ties with her famous parents and tried to see how she would fare as a one-woman band.
Elouise Grace is the third of the spouses/impregnates. When Elouise was ten years old, she was diagnosed with cancer. She used chemotherapy and was forced to shave off all of her gorgeous red hair. Even though she was just ten years old, Elouise told herself that nothing could halt her dreams, even cancer. Her dream was to be a professional ballerina (she was inspired by Black Swan. Has anyone seen that movie ? It's freakin' epic-ass crap !). She hasn't reached her dreams yet but she's within reach. She grew to get used to having no hair and decided to keep the bald look. Too bad that isn't appealing instructors.
Kayla Newberry is the final girl to introduce. Kayla was the girl in school that was constantly called fat. She couldn't help her weight, she loved food too much. It eventually turned into more than a comfort to her and became an ambition. She one day wanted to claim the chef's hat and run her own kitchen. She also wants a family of her own to be her critics of course !
The first thing I set out to do was get Caelin a place in the Inspector career. I've never done this career before so it should be fun !
So Caelin's first thrilling case involves ... gnomes ? Really ? Thrilling indeed ...
Caelin : Oh woe is me ! My life is so challenging ! How will I ever go on ?
Politician Wife : Are you alright, sir ? I kind of want you to solve a case for me.
Caelin : Having a dramatic scene here ! Rude, much ?
What kind of name is Politician Wife ?
See ! Her name is Politician Wife ! Seriously, EA ? Hve you run out of default names or something ?
Caelin : So you say that somebody's been kicking your gnome and now you don't feel like it's safe for you to leave him outside so you've kept him indoors, correct ?
Politician Wife : Yes, indeed.
Spa Lady : (what a stupid problem)
Seriously, EA ? Spa Lady ?
Caelin : I'll have it seen to, ma'am.
Caelin : I'm ready to rummage in some bins !
Um, nice to know ... I guess ...
Caelin : Oh my God ! I thought I heard something ! Is someone coming ?
No you're just a paranoid mess. You also look pretty hilarious in that outfit. It makes you look bald !
Caelin : Don't diss the uniform. It's very business-y ! And I have hair and you know it, thank you very much !
Caelin : ♪♫ Singing a rummaging song as I bust someone's ass ♪♫
You're starting to worry me already. It's too early for that to happen ...
Stylist Man : Oh look, a man rummaging in my bin.
Stylist Man : Just walk on as normal. Who hasn't rummaged through trash at least one (or ten) times in their life ?
I should start thinking about what I put in my bin ... who knows what they could gather from what I put in there O.o
The culprit was at the salon. I also found that Kayla was a stylist. Does she not have any sense ? You're supposed to be a chef, for God's sake !
I also saw that Elouise became a stylist ! What happened to being a ballerina ?
Caelin : I'mma bust someone's ass now !
That's all well and good for you. I'm a bit busy freaking out over the negative effects of my Story Progression Mod and the fact that the stylist career is so popular.
Caelin : Story Pro- what ?
Nothing ...
Caelin did indeed bust the culprit's ass and then reported back to Politician Wife.
Caelin : So I was all like 'Hey dude, stop the gnome kicking. What did the gnome ever do to you ?' and he totally caved.
Politician Wife : So brave ...
Caelin : Case closed !
And this was my reward :D
Caelin : You see this ?
Caelin : Suck on it, bitches !
You're so immature ...
Caelin : Well technically, you created my characteristics and you write my dialog so ...
Pftt ... shut up ...
Caelin : Time for a nice relaxing bowl of cereal.
At night ?
Caelin : It's a nice end to the day, okay.
Caelin : When are you going to let me sleep ?
Nobody's stopping you :S
So this is where I realized that the 'No Mosaic' mod that I downloaded worked. It's pretty funny really because I tried this out with a sim before and instead of being completely naked, she had boots and tight pants on that detached her waist from the top of her body ... I know, right ?
This picture is pretty pointless. I just hadn't gotten over the loss of the blur xD
Caelin : Is that what I think it is on TV ? ...
Caelin : Two girls going at it ... Oh yeeeeeah ....
Go to bed ... now !
Caelin : You ruin all the fun ...
I'm keeping it suitable !
And so the night was spent snoozing.
Caelin : So what's on the agenda today ?
You're going to meet one of your future girlfriends.
Caelin : Ooooh, girls ...
*sigh*
Caelin : Why am I here again ?
Because you're trying to build a relationship big enough to sustain the pregnancy of what could be your future wife.
Caelin : So I have to, like, love them and shit ?
It's part of the BigMac deal, yes.
Caelin : Tough work, man ...
*sigh*
Caelin : Hmm ... Push the button for Bree Summers ...
Bree wasn't home. So I tried the others ...
None of them were home -_-
Caelin : What do I do now ? I'll never find love ...
Don't be so over-dramatic.
Caelin : Life as I know it is fading away ...
Caelin : Oh woe is me ... I will never find a soul-mate ... The Taylor genes stop at me ...
Caelin : I'm feeling faint ... Light disappearing ... Being consumed by darkness ...
Caelin : Bleh !
Drama queen :P
When Caelin was finished having a 'moment', I did what I would consider a smart way to waste time (and money).
Caelin : Hey there muchacho ! Oh ... you don't call each other that over there ?
Caelin : Oopsies ... my bad. But anywho, how 'bout hooking me up with some plane tickets ? For today ? Perfect. Ciao ... Oh, you don't say that either ...
Caelin : I'm going to China, bitches !
A picture of Caelin leaving New York (Bridgeport) ... how thrilling ...
Caelin : China smells different from New York ...
That's because ... I don't know actually ... It just smells funky then xD
Caelin : To the market !
Caelin : Right, so I'm looking for these, um, pills ...
Caelin : We have them back in New York ...
Shop Keeper : I'm sorry, sir. You must tell me the name of these pills.
Caelin : *whispers* Viagra ?
Local Man That Doesn't Look Chinese : So, sonny, can't get it up *chuckle*.
Caelin : Oh great, now the old geezer is laughing at me ... I'm out of here ...
Caelin : So what's this ?
You stand on it.
Caelin : As long as it doesn't laugh at me ...
Oh, get over it !
Caelin : Something moved ...
Caelin : Why'd you bring me down here ?
I thought there was treasure ... but it turns out you need to unlock a key ... Oops ...
I took Caelin to the martial arts place but soon learned that I had a glitch that wouldn't let him practice -_- . There wasn't any point in staying any longer so I phoned home.
Caelin : Yeah so there aren't any karate what'cha ma'jiggets and ... um ... pills ... so I'mma come home.
Caelin : Stop laughing ! Why is everybody laughing at my pills !
* * * * *
Caelin returned home and I hope to God that the girls don't have anymore plans ...
I thought this picture looked pretty funny xD
On a dating site ?
Caelin : Trying to track down the girls ...
Just a normal Tuesday night for Caelin. Hacking the governments secret files and what-not.
Caelin : Woop ! +$19 !
You're rich -_- ...
Caelin : Hey, Bree ! Just thought I'd call and say hi. How did I get your number ? That's besides poin- and how do I know your name ? Again, besides the point.
Caelin : So, what're you into ?
Caelin : Trees, huh ? I think I can dig it. No pun intended. Oh I am such a comical genius. You're great too by the way.
*sigh*
Caelin : Hey, Iola ! I just called to-
Caelin : Bitch hung up on me. She's not getting away that easily.
Caelin : Hey Iola. So I think we had a bad connection. So, what're you into ?
Caelin : I didn't mean it like that ... wouldn't that involve medical attention ? Someone's been listening to S&M a bit too much ...
Caelin : Hey, if you're into it, I'm into it, babe.
Caelin : so what you're telling me is that you could have more bacteria under your nails than on a toilet seat ?
Caelin : That's disgusting ! ... Wash them at least ten times a day ... ?
Caelin : What an utterly fantabulous idea, Elouise ! I shall go forth and spread the word of this. Thanks, bye.
Caelin : Mhmm ... yeah ... yeah there's a guy that constantly takes pictures of me ... yeah ... mhmm ...
Caelin : Now that I think about it, that is kind of creepy and stalker-like ...
Caelin : You're right Kayla ! Rebel against the picture-taking-stalker !
O-kay ... no more talking to Kayla about me, okay ?
* * * * *
And that concludes the very first chapter of what I hope will be a concrete legacy on my part. I hope you all enjoyed it. I know it was a bit racy at points but I can't help it, Caelin brings out the pervert in me xD
Please comment and let me know what you think :D
Statistics of ISBI
Torch-Holders: 0
Fires: 0
Pass-outs: 1
Self-Wettings: 0
Repo-man: 0
Special Deaths vs. Total Death Count: 0/0
Reach top of a career: 0
LTWs achieved : 0
Next time : Caelin finally gets some action ? Babies ? Who knows ...