"Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges." - Judy Collins

[crimsonkure]

I've been feeling really 'Irish' lately, in the worst sense of the word. Like, everything is setting me off. Some smartass student made a rude remark in class about mental disorders and I went offWhat type of idiot makes judgmental remarks about people with X disorder being more likely to behave a certain way in their Psychology class without

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[deviantcommand]

-laughing her ass off at the motherly dilemma-

Food only dilutes the alcohol, but I can swing through with a few cases of beer to celebrate before I head out for a bar crawl next week. You should come, we can kidnap Sarutobi from the bucket brigade and live it up like old times. NOTHING DEVIANT, I SWEAR. Just, old friends being stupid together.

...You make it sound like we're a couple of forty-something about to infiltrate a frat house. We're not that old yet, Myrtle. But any excuse for going out is good by me, you know that ♥

[crimsonkure]

You know, I really don't need that kind of reaction right now, especially not from someone who considers themselves my friend.

Food makes it so that I can drink without acting like a jackass within an hour. I haven't participated in a good bar crawl since college, though that's for a very good reason. Still, I'll think about it, I'd have to make sure everything is peachy here and the house is set before I commit. It sounds fun though, so I'm sure I can find a way.

...hey now Gladys, you're the one who swept in here and started acting like I was one trip to Florida away from getting my AARP card. Maybe if you and everyone else I know quits treating me like I'm forty-eight instead of twenty-eight I'll quit feeling like I should start the mid-life crisis by going all cougar on my most promising students. ♥

[deviantcommand]

It's because I'm your friend that I can laugh but I can also break the perp's face because they insulted you in such an atrocious manner. If the shoe were on the other foot, and someone actually the balls to call ME a MILF, you would probably be laughing just as hard.

Isn't that the reason to drink though? Especially in large packs of similarly sloshed idiots, makes it hilariously fun even if you don't remember much of it the next day. Do your responsible schtick so that you won't worry yourself into a rut and we can go!

Only so that you could see the error of your ways that was quickly leading you to the life of moo-moos and pink hair curlers long before your time. Realization is half the battle so then it's just the point of remembering to live like you're the hot young thing of 28 that you are.

[crimsonkure]

...point taken, I would probably laugh so hard I'd fall over and hurt myself. Possibly tears would come out of my eyes. No offense, just the idea of you raising children...yeah, stopping that thought in it's tracks right now, before my mind gets going. I honestly wouldn't mind if I really did have actual children.

That really is one of the best reasons to drink, however I am not a fan of worshiping the porcelain God when I have to work the next day. You just know if I show up to teach with a hangover some little brat will totally call me on it, and I can't have that. Besides, I'll end up getting all dance-y and flirty and possibly going home with some fat trucker!

I really don't think I'd ever wear a moo-moo and my hair is pretty curly on it's own. Besides, I still have plenty of sex-appeal. It's hard to live like that when I've had to be the responsible one all the time and I've become the mothersexy older-sister of half the kids around here.

[dexterous_fake]

How old are you?

[crimsonkure]

How old do you think I am?

[dexterous_fake]

I dunno. 30.

[crimsonkure]

Rot in Hell, I'm not 30 yet.

[luke7lawliet]

Mental disorders...? What kind?

[crimsonkure]

Mainly minor paraphillic disorders in very generalized terms, with a dash of how OCD would affect crime scenes.

Apparently there was some new television show that was on Monday which featured a highly OCD autistic man who was accused of crimes, and this student decided to comment upon that in class.

[luke7lawliet]

Was this show fictional, or not? And why did it make you angry to hear it mentioned in your class?

[crimsonkure]

I believe it was, I didn't actually watch so I'm basing this off assumptions. It made me angry because making generalizations based on one or two psychological markers can be the downfall of many a strong investigation, and my students need to shove aside such pretenses in order to succeed.

[nicotinebullets]

Alright, no more "mom" references then.

Mum's the word.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

[crimsonkure]

Oh wow, you're so funny!

Seriously, you should become a comedian.

You have no idea how distinctly unamused I am.

[nicotinebullets]

I'm sorry.

[crimsonkure]

Don't be, I shouldn't have reacted so harshly. Just answer one question for me - Do I really look old enough to have a son Ryuzaki's age?