uh. warning for vaguely crappy music and some hardcore camwhoring.

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it really says something about the music industry, that you can tell instantly that the guy in this is gay because he's trying to seem sexy but -- GASP -- there are no women molesting him in the video

Comments

[miang]

That is the sexiest former porn star I have ever seen. He can keep molesting himself if he wants to. I don't mind.

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HAHAHA i'm not into big muscles so all the parts where he's arching against the wall, or showing off his thighs, i'm like AUAHGHGHGHGHHHHHHH PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

he looks gorgeous in that suit + sunglasses, though. *__*

[ralenys]

Colton Ford is my fetish. I remember the first time I saw this vid and I stopped because I was Distracted By The Sexy.

His music is awful, though. Another bland club thumper. :/

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i want him to keep his clothes on and shimmydance like he's doing in the beginning of the video because that is mesmerizing. *__* ... him taking his clothes off pretty much killed it for me.

it IS awful, and i feel bad for partially liking it. =__= i like the part with cazwell, and i like the beginning, but i dislike the chorus SO MUCH.

[vilajunkie]

Is it bad that I watched this with the sound off? XD

[criminalize]

HAHA. that's probably the best way to go about it, i think. >.>

[vilajunkie]

I wish *I* look like that when I'm his age.

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there's something about him that makes me think of a more rugged george michael.

[vilajunkie]

LOL Yes! That's probably who I was thinking of...

Also, hooray for Spike! I didn't know you were a Buffy fan.

[criminalize]

i love buffy, are you kidding? XD though i like angel more.