Not everybody knows that everybody goes to a better place

[criminal_issues]

My mother eloped. Eloped. That whole wedding she had invited Sam and I too? Kaput. To top it off, she's pissed at me. I don't know what I did. I really don't

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[criminal_issues]

Define "easier."

[criminal_issues]

It can, yeah but I'm sure she wouldn't have spent a fortune.

[deep_red_bells]

I kinda can't blame her for eloping...believe me, more than once during the wedding planning I wanted to say "Fuck this, fuck all of this," and run off to Vegas.

You seriously have no possible idea why she'd be mad?

[criminal_issues]

I guess, it's really just a shock. With the past year, it's been nothing but shocks. She moved without telling me. Now she eloped - and told me.

She...shouldn't be mad.

[deep_red_bells]

Your ellipses use makes me doubtful.

[criminal_issues]

My ellipses are ellipses. She tried calling me last week and I missed her call. I just didn't call her back.

[talks_for_ten]

Have you at least met the guy?

[criminal_issues]

Still not.

[talks_for_ten]

...Wow. I think that should have at least happened before she ran off and eloped.

[criminal_issues]

My mother doesn't do things in a specific or society backed order.