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Thom, Liv and Liv's friend S are in the other room watching Zombie Strippers!. Hah. This movie is soooo bad it actually verges on brilliant.
Jenna Jameson as a stripper who becomes... wait for it... a ZOMBIE!!!! And the strippers who are zombiefied strip so much better than when they were alive--To be honest they did suck. If a non-connisour of strippers like me can spot sucky strippers, you know you're in trouble.
I think my favorite part is all the lingering camera shots of Jenna's tits and ass and my husband chanting, "More zombies, less strippers!" And Liv making the comment that zombies and strippers go together like chocolate and peanut butter.
And I walked in on the scene where two zombie strippers were having a huge fight by...wait for it... shooting billiard balls at high velocity out of their privates. One was using the stripper pole like a baseball bat. The girls have coined the phrase "Vagina Cannon" out of this and have termed the movie "Friggin' disgusting!"
I may never eat again after typing that, frankly.
AND I do have to give props for the extremely Mexican stereotyped janitor saying when they were discussing what type of small mammals might be in the area to feed the zombies, "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
Thank you, Wierd Al.
My fave quotes?
(Two zombie strippers go toe-to-toe)
"Skank zombie whore-bitch, prepare to die."
"Been there, done that, loser."
"I hate you, corpse-zilla."
"Oh, what's that, undead cellulite?"
"Too bad you couldn't reanimate your personality."
"I see your skin didn't get any worse."
"Limbo bimbo!"
"Rotten slut!"
And... from the very beginning to set up the movie:
Announcer: George W Bush has won his fourth consecutive term as president, taking Florida, which due to a glitch in the Jeb B voting terminals, tallied one single vote for President Bush and Vice President Schwarzenegger. Bush's presidency was unanimously declared legally binding by the Supreme Court as well as "totally cool" by Supreme Justice Jenna Bush who subsequently set in motion another Supreme Kegger. Following the landslide victory, a constitutional amendment banning public nudity was implemented. Shortly thereafter, President Bush dissolved Congress, claiming it was "cramping his style." American Troops continue to be strung thin due to the still raging wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Lebanon, Libya, Pakistan, Venezuela, France, Canada, and Alaska.
Yep, high quality shit here.
Jenna Jameson as a stripper who becomes... wait for it... a ZOMBIE!!!! And the strippers who are zombiefied strip so much better than when they were alive--To be honest they did suck. If a non-connisour of strippers like me can spot sucky strippers, you know you're in trouble.
I think my favorite part is all the lingering camera shots of Jenna's tits and ass and my husband chanting, "More zombies, less strippers!" And Liv making the comment that zombies and strippers go together like chocolate and peanut butter.
And I walked in on the scene where two zombie strippers were having a huge fight by...wait for it... shooting billiard balls at high velocity out of their privates. One was using the stripper pole like a baseball bat. The girls have coined the phrase "Vagina Cannon" out of this and have termed the movie "Friggin' disgusting!"
I may never eat again after typing that, frankly.
AND I do have to give props for the extremely Mexican stereotyped janitor saying when they were discussing what type of small mammals might be in the area to feed the zombies, "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
Thank you, Wierd Al.
My fave quotes?
(Two zombie strippers go toe-to-toe)
"Skank zombie whore-bitch, prepare to die."
"Been there, done that, loser."
"I hate you, corpse-zilla."
"Oh, what's that, undead cellulite?"
"Too bad you couldn't reanimate your personality."
"I see your skin didn't get any worse."
"Limbo bimbo!"
"Rotten slut!"
And... from the very beginning to set up the movie:
Announcer: George W Bush has won his fourth consecutive term as president, taking Florida, which due to a glitch in the Jeb B voting terminals, tallied one single vote for President Bush and Vice President Schwarzenegger. Bush's presidency was unanimously declared legally binding by the Supreme Court as well as "totally cool" by Supreme Justice Jenna Bush who subsequently set in motion another Supreme Kegger. Following the landslide victory, a constitutional amendment banning public nudity was implemented. Shortly thereafter, President Bush dissolved Congress, claiming it was "cramping his style." American Troops continue to be strung thin due to the still raging wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Lebanon, Libya, Pakistan, Venezuela, France, Canada, and Alaska.
Yep, high quality shit here.