Warning: Not Dial-Up Friendly
10. Billie Jenkins (Charmed)
Billie: Well, can't we just vanquish him?
Piper: Billie, we don't usually vanquish humans.
9. Piper Halliwell (Charmed)
Prue Halliwell: Don't worry. We'll be safe here.
Piper Halliwell: Don't say that. In horror movies, the people that say that are always the next to die.
8. Chris Halliwell (Charmed)
Chris: If Piper and Leo don't screw, I'm screwed!
7. Willow Rosenberg (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Buffy: Willow, you're alive.
Willow: Aren't I usually?
6. Kay Bennett (Passions)
Kay: Miguel is going to be mine no matter what I have to do! Charity, be damned! As God as my witness, I'll never be good again!
5. Phoebe Halliwell (Charmed)
Phoebe: So much has happened over the last 8 years. So much has been gained and lost. Still, in some ways I feel like my life is really just beginning... and it was. For though I had loved before, I'd never really known love until I met Coop. A man who I shared the special little girl I had long ago forseen, but feared I might never have. Along with two other special little girls I had not forseen. I was suddenly so blessed to have a new family of my own, and old friends to share it with. And though I kept working and giving advice to those who asked, I was more interested in helping them find love. Since finally, having been loved.
4. Tara Maclay (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Tara: I am, you know.
Willow: What?
Tara: Yours.
3. Paige Matthews (Charmed)
Leo: Since when are prenatal yoga and home-birthing videos your idea of a good time?
Paige: Since I became a friendless loser with no life.
2. Tabitha Lenox (Passions)
Tabitha: Come on, Doc. Tell me I'm not pregnant; I'm just a witch in menopause.
1. Endora Lenox (Passions)
No quote. Sorry I was unable to find any.