[The following flashes across the LP's screen before activating]

ERROR MSG _

USER: ONLINE

SYSTEM REBOOTING

IN 3...2...1..._

SYSTEM ONLINE: WORKING

[he groans a bit]

That's strange...why am I...? At least I'm in my pajamas, othe--[he lurches forward, falling off the hummock with a THUMP, and proceeds to dry-heave; he coughs once in a while, ( Read more... )