[Filetered to Serenity/Voice]

[crazywithguns]

You know for as big as the damn things are, these pigs are really hard to hit!

...I've got a really crazy idea, but I need help. I need someone reliable with some nets and some really insane people, now!

Jagers, that means you!

[OOC: Bang is going to try jumping onto one of the pigs. Crazy? Yes, she knows.]

Comments

[voice]

[theschmotone]

Be right dere, dollink!

[voice]

[crazywithguns]

Knew I could count on you.

[windsofdaytime]

Are you going to try and catch one that way?

[crazywithguns]

Sort of!

[windsofdaytime]

I want to see.

[crazywithguns]

Come on up to the deck, then, kid. We'll get this party started!

[smokingmutt]

...Seriously. [Not volunteering for being insane but...]

What's your plan?

[crazywithguns]

When the pig gets close enough, we throw a net on it, jump on its back and kill it! Then haul the net back in.

Good idea, right? [Crazy laughter]

[smokingmutt]

I see. So you called this insane plan, like no humans can do such a thing.

I don't think it's impossible, though.

[crazywithguns]

I don't think it is, either, otherwise I wouldn't be about to try it.

You gonna help or not?

Insane person reporting?

[haspinkbackpack]

What's yer idea?

Whoohoo!

[crazywithguns]

Short, simple and stupid! We net the pig, jump on it's back and kill it!

Sound good?

[haspinkbackpack]

[considers] How do we not fall an' die when it's dead?

[crazywithguns]

That's why the net's on it, and why I need someone reliable. They pull the net back in, and us with it.