an unkindness of ravens [dream o3]

[crazysnakelady]

{rated R; sexual content}

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[callmelegion]

Even though he's your enemy, you desire him.

Why?

[crazysnakelady]

I've never met the guy.

[ For once, total honesty after a dream; Anko is bewildered and breathless and kind of ashamed, but mostly bewildered, and this jumble takes up too much room in her head for instinctive anger against Pain. ]

[callmelegion]

Really . . . [ Dubious. ]

That desire felt very authentic.

I suppose you would know yourself best, though.

[eternalscorpion]

Oh? Is she of the Leaf?

Konohagakure certainly has lax standards. Consorting with traitors would earn one a death sentence in Sunagakure.

[1/2]

[ground_breaker]

[ UH UH UH, WHAT. Sakura literally stares at the screen for a long while, completely boggled. And oddly turned on. And disgusted and ashamed, because she was getting turned on by the man who ruined Sasuke-kun's life (regardless of why he did it). ]

[2/2]

[ground_breaker]

[ Then again, she probably shouldn't be throwing stones. She'd had a dream about Kakashi-sensei, of all people, eyurk.

She blushes when she replies, but not terribly. ]

Yeah... everyone's been having crazy dreams lately.

I, uh, wouldn't worry about it, Mitarashi-san.

[crazysnakelady]

[ Anko looks kind of guilty, as if she feels bad for ruining everyone's night by forcing unsolicited dream-sex with Uchiha Itachi on them.

But sympathy is always kind of nice. ]

I'll do my best, Sakura.

[ura_no_ura]

[ Now, Kakashi's pretty sure Anko and Itachi have never been together. Unless there's something Itachi hasn't been telling him. So he's pretty confused by this seeing as it's not every day you have sexual dreams of a dangerous S-ranked nuke-nin that you've never even met.

Well, at least Kakashi's never had that problem.

Yet. ]

Well, that's not something you expect to see every day.

[ Private to Kakashi ]

[crazysnakelady]

[ With a totally straight face: ]

So, I'm in trouble, aren't I?

[ Private to Anko ]

[ura_no_ura]

Mm, yes. We should lock you up for having a dirty dream.

[ Deadpanned. ]

[ Private to Kakashi ]

[crazysnakelady]

Well, you did say we weren't supposed to engage the enemy.

[ Completely sincere. ]

[seeing_only_red]

[Itachi is staring at his Hitomi with a look that was a combination of having just smelled something particularly horrible and seeing something more disturbing that he was willing to admit, with his brow lifted and crinkled, eyes slightly wide.

Not even Kisame's dream had been this disturbing, and he could even understand how feelings may have grown between them because of the years they had spent together--Kisame had been with him almost as long as his family and far longer than Kakashi--but Anko...

He hoped his had not been a byproduct her finding out the truth about his clan's demise...because that would prove that she had far more issues than Itachi himself.

Instead of making a responding, Itachi simply turned off the video, put this dream as another for him to forget existed. It seemed there were many that fit into this category lately. He somehow believe that this all was Kakashi's fault.]

[smiling_umino]

[He's starting to wonder why he even bothers with any of the device in the first place. It takes a while for him to reply (because even that sensation is hard to wash away) but when he does, it's impersonal and nothing remotely jibing. Just honest truth.

Because such a thing is something he personally refuses to take at face value.]

Considering the dream contents that's been going around lately, I don't think I can honestly blame you for this.

[crazysnakelady]

Actually, I blame you.

[ She's teasing, but her deadpanning makes it hard to tell. ]

[smiling_umino]

[And it's hard to tell indeed. He hesitates and tries to think if she's joking. He fails.]

E-Excuse me?!

[crazysnakelady]

All your fault. Your perversions corrupted my young and impressionable brain. It's unforgivable, Iruka-san. I expected better.

[ Don't laugh, Anko. You'll ruin it. Do. Not. Laugh. ]