Early Morning Road Rage

[crazylaces]

I really hate it when I'm trying to get on I-5 and someone is riding my ass.

I especially hate it when I am following a huge semi truck who is going slowly around on ramp some stupid blond woman in a huge white SUV is riding my ass.

I hate it even more when we finally make it to I-5 and the truck in front of me is trying to merge and all I can do

Comments

[punkrocksenshi]

brilliant, just brilliant

*claps*

[crazylaces]

I need to start keeping a fly swatter in my car so that I can wave it at people who piss me off. I'm sure that would freak them out! LOL

[xuul]

I work with retards all day long, so I feel your pain.

Fucking awesome pictures btw!

[crazylaces]

Well, I like the people I work with, they are all pretty cool, except for some of the customers sometimes. ;)

But really it's those goddamn shit-eating-asstard-monkey-fuckers driving like maniacs, trying to run me off the road while I'm driving to work, that piss me the fuck off!

I am trying to think of more interesting methods of retaliation besides just flipping them off. I know I can do better than that. Any ideas?

[xuul]

I didn't mean the people i work with (i.e. the other cube slaves), just the retard customers. If i get someone with an IQ higher than 85 that has both logic AND reason, I am ecstatic.

Other ideas.... you could take a used enema bag with you. Two actually. One to splatter on the windshield of the tailgating ass behind you, and the other to fill in a supersoaker for when you pass someone that was driving ten miles an hour under the speed limit.

[crazylaces]

Yeah, retarded customers suck. I hate dealing with demanding assholes all the time. LOL.

Hmm...used enema bag eh? I'm thinking that in order to obtain one of those I'd have to raid a nursing home dumpster. Sounds a bit messy. I might just buy one and fill it with chocolate milk and then drink some of it. That would really freak them out! ;)