Dear universe ( Read more... )

So, my brother was over playing for a european football league in Austria. Keyword. Was. See he's not going to get paid now. The team had a contract that was mostly about them helping set up and take down concert equipment when there weren't any games on. Cashyano ( Read more... )

Your robocaller will be the first to die tonight ( Read more... )

...it says something that I'm just now realizing that the impact that goddamn christmas planebomber has on my life is that I'm not going to be able to bring a packed meal or even a frigging candybar onto an airplane anymore.

Right, some time ago Mom said her friend would be coming by to fix the house in SEPTEMBER ( Read more... )

apparently cream make up when blended with another make up from the same brand takes twice as long to dry.

also, the washing machine takes for fucking ever.

*sitting at computer shirtless for the moment and cold*

Too sick to works means still sneezing and coughing goo.

Too sick to work also means bed and tea today.

This has been a state of the fuzzy address.

Me and Ghostbusters are gonna have some quality fever time.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done ( Read more... )

...one that I will be hiding in, with whiskey in a few moments ( Read more... )

...okay. Y'all on my friendslist can kick me over not reporting this earlier ( Read more... )