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"later dad
i might be late to pick you guys up,
why do you have a job interview today daddy,
no honey i.....i probley be way too drunk,
ahh..thats good we don't want you drinking and driving,
ohh..ill be driving....ill just be way too shit faced too remember to pick you
guys up. " lil wyte -
this struck me as funny
Q: Today (Dec. 5) while at Covenant Medical Center I witnessed an elderly lady hit a green car. Who do I report this to?
A: It sounds like you are describing a hit and run collision or at least an accident. If she hit it with her fist, it might be vandalism. You should probably call the police department. -
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so today i was just sitting at my desk, and i felt the need to blow my nose ( Read more... ) -
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my mind isnt free
until i take two of these
dry swallow my role model
paranoia setting in
im being followed
im being hollowed
out eyes
hearing my writer's block
cries -
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totem poles, candy bars, even yellow ladders, tonka toys, white sticks it don't really matter if you got 'em pass that shit around want to look like you
if you got 'em pass that shit around i want to look like you -
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that's not a bad idea but i could see you doing some backpeddling (fuckin fake fuckin fake ( Read more... ) -
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158 days 20 words per minute
more like 60 on a good day
i thought today was friday morning
its really just thursday
when i found out i think i had the same look on my face that mikey had when he found out that girl he slept with had herpes.
one more day of work then another substandard weekend
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matt's the prince of warren, or so he says...
i really do need to stop falling over. ...and tripping, spilling things, well being clumsy altogether
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Crazyfoolstubbs' SyndromeCause:falling overSymptoms:hair tangling, face swelling, eyelid swellingCure:don't do it again -
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ive been at sitel for 11 and a half hours, 5 1/2 more to go..
what am i doing