Joke Twenty Six: And Suddenly Everything is Wonderful

[crazyclownwoman]

 [Anyone who knows her well, probably noticed Harley hasn't been at her best these last few days. However this morning she finds two boxes outside her house. Mayfield have a very loud sequel of excitement.

A. if you walk by 1249 Williams Road you will see a woman hugging two large animals. Hyena's to be exact. She seems ecstatic. ]

My babies! Come

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[strike_you_out]

[Who would imagine that someone else is rollerskating around in winter? Well, not this monster boy. Slugger comes tearing down the street on his inline skates, crossing the paths of several oncoming vehicles before he rounds the street corner.

This is when he spots two massive things romping side-by-side in his direction. He tries to stop but it's not soon enough and manages to swerve off the sidewalk into a snowbank instead.]

[strike_you_out]

Are you a criminal mastermind like he is?

[Oh, yes. He knows about that.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[A laugh.]

He said that? Geeze, talk about ego much.

Yeah. That's where we meet, in Arkham. It's an insane asylum! I work for a guy named the Joker...or sometimes with Ivy. Or by myself. It's loads of fun.

[Morals, what is those.]

[strike_you_out]

[Grinning now. He likes the sound of this.]

You were both deemed insane?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup!

Mentally unstable and totally unfit for jail!

[She leans over in a mock whisper.]

Which is good, because Arkham's so much easier to break out of!

[strike_you_out]

[The grin only gets bigger as Slugger tips his head at a curious angle.]

You both don't seem crazy.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh we'll it's not like we're doin' anything here. This place is boring.

Besides. You try ta' steal somthin' and the next thing you know. Bam!, you're a drone for a week.

So, I'm kinda retired at the moment I think.