ACT Round 1.

Hours of sleep the previous night: 4 1/2.
Hours food was previously eaten: 18.
Hours of studying: 0
Parking tickets acquired at test centre: 2.

Overall composite test score: 33.

http://www.google.com/search?q=answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything

As of about 30 seconds ago, Democrats just took control of the House of Representatives.

SAT 1, round 2.

Hours of sleep: 3

Hours previous that food was eaten: 24

Hours of studying: 0

Composite score: 1990

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http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/transformer-chair-puts-megatron-to-shame-209935.php

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am going to insert my penis into your vagina."

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Kiki's Delivery Service is on.

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