Um...

If you'll pardon the half-minute advert at the start.

Um...

Um...

*spasm*

EDIT: Bugger and disaster, we missed Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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Your tax dollars at work:


U.S. Department of Lost and Found: Umbrellas and Sweaters

c/o onion-span: way better than c-span.

Who wants to go to Monterey

Going to the Monterey Bay Aquarium in a few hours, for memories and for extra credit in Zoology. Anyone want to come along? It's $23 with student ID.

597-0079, or message/AIM back.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUKL2832037420070528

And people wonder why we tell Polish jokes.

Who here would be OK with Rudy Giuliani as president?

Hesitant upshifting means I should probably clean off the shift solenoids and flush the transmission fluid, right?

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Interviewer: "Now, there are pictures of you guys doing a bit of a Pete Wentz."

Dougie: "What's that-ohhhh, Fallout Boy..."

Interviewer: "Did you not see it? You probably didn't, because you have lives. Picture's of him holding his-"

Dougie: *gasps, points at camera* "I've seen that!"