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[crazy_oddie]

A tribute to Dale:

I'm bleeding
Dying
Crying
Buying
I'm so alone
Afraid
Like Eek! The Cat
Except not as hairy
Why doesn't he like me?
Angst, angst, angst

I want to die.

Comments

[dalius]

ha ha! i'm awesome!

where's the other one and isn't there more to this one too?

[crazy_oddie]

No, that's all there is to this one

Here's the other one:
The floor is cold
So cold
I'm nippy
I'm stuck in the room
So I cut the glass door open with my nipples

They jiggle and wiggle
I walk through the lonely hallway
And he's waiting there
A German Shepherd
Nazi dog of all dogs
It bites my balls
And doesn't let go
And this is why I'll never have children

[dalius]

lolool.....i should write a new one sometime, but i don't think id would live up to these two

[crazy_oddie]

haha these ones are DEFINITELY classics
They're like two years old already!!!!!!