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[crazeerg]

At the very end of the day today a coworker said to me: "Youth is wasted on the young." As a joke, but I took it to heart. Then right outside the building in a little eatery plaza on the same block, I passed a coroner standing on the sidewalk with a covered body on a gurney. I had to skirt the guy to continue on my way, which made it even

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I was that body

[anonymous]

I was that body. Now I am a ghost, and I know everything. For your information I ate at the pizza place, but that's not what killed me. Well, it was, a lifetime of eating pizza, but you know, just not that particular slice (double cheese pepperoni - delish!). For your further information, as a ghost, I not only could read your mind but can also access your livejournal account. Me and the other ghosts all totally agree you are a douchebag for thinking those thoughts, and the next time you let a fart we're all taking up residence in your bowels. You will never go on a date or job interview again without the piteous wailing and moaning of damned souls escaping from your bowels.