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[crazeerg]

So, I'm in the grocery store parking lot, done putting away my groceries and returning the carriage, (shopping cart), to the cart return. I walk back to get in my car but hear a noise and turn around to see the cart, somehow dislodged, facing forward and moving with all speed toward the car beside mine. Furthermore, a random girl was moving to

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[_thiscorrosion_]

Dude, just what do you think Craig's List Missed Connections is for?

Here, I'll write it for you. All you have to do is copy, paste, and post it.

"To- girl I bodyslammed not once but twice in grocery-store parking lot while chasing carts. If you're not still resting up from the injuries I accidently inflicted upon you, I think I'd like to see you some time."

You, too, can find your improbable true love! Or, at least, a girl who does her own grocery shopping.

[crazeerg]

Can such a thing truly exist?