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crawfordsands

[ Voice ]

Apr 27, 2009 19:23

[ He sounds quite out of breath. And, at first, seems to be talking to himself. ]

How the fuck did that thing get in here?

[ A sudden burst of verbal rage followed by a sickening wet thud. He settles down and talks directly into the communicator, still yelling a little. ]I just got in to work and found one of those fuckin' rat things tryin' to ( Read more... )

monsters suck, dear lucifer, pissed off, zero-tollerance policy, oops, the lux, work work work, annoyed, can-toi, making a mess, screw you guys, this sucks

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[Voice] freedomtoleave April 28 2009, 03:06:34 UTC

[Lucifer's voice is mildly harassed.]

Never mind about the floor. I've cleaned up worse messes during my ownership of the place.

[A pause.]

Thank you, Crawford, for protecting it.

[ Video ] crawfordsands April 28 2009, 03:51:52 UTC

I-- Uh...well, it ain't a big deal.

[ Oh yeah, he's REAL slick. ]

I'll get it cleaned up as much as I can.

[ Voice ] freedomtoleave April 28 2009, 04:13:13 UTC

It is to me. I was neglient in my attention. You were not.

I'll take care of it. You've earned yourself a break.

[ Voice ] crawfordsands April 28 2009, 04:18:42 UTC

Well...body's outside, at least. I...kinda wanna stick around. If that's okay. Another one of those fuckers might try to get in while you guys are off....doin' whatever.

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[v] maneurism April 28 2009, 03:17:46 UTC

What, you piss yourself or something?

[ Voice ] crawfordsands April 28 2009, 03:52:22 UTC

This ain't the time, shit-for-brains. Fuck off, will ya?

[v] maneurism April 28 2009, 13:54:01 UTC

Suit yourself.

myownmemory April 28 2009, 03:23:12 UTC

The magic's not working...

[ Voice ] crawfordsands April 28 2009, 04:06:40 UTC

Why the fuck not!? They got through Zelda's stuff, too! What good is this magic crap if it don't work!

Re: [ Voice ] myownmemory April 28 2009, 04:08:51 UTC

I don't know! Maybe the Crimson King's found a stronger way to undo them!

[ Voice ] crawfordsands April 28 2009, 04:10:26 UTC

Could be...that fucker's really startin' to piss me off.

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[Voice] onhiswaydown April 28 2009, 03:56:50 UTC

[Dry. Possibly mildly annoyed.]

You see where it got in? Maybe I need to fix my 'crazy voodoo shit.'

[ Voice ] crawfordsands April 28 2009, 04:07:51 UTC

Fuck if I know. Door was shut but there it was, goin' for the stairs. They got through Zelda's voodoo shit, too.

[ Voice ] onhiswaydown April 28 2009, 04:11:27 UTC

Think maybe we need new voodoo shit. ...It's dead?

[ Voice ] crawfordsands April 28 2009, 04:15:39 UTC

How the hell do you tell if these fuckers are dead? It's body's outside if you wanna check.

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