Comments | crawfordsands: [ Voice ]

crawfordsands

[ Voice ]

Mar 21, 2009 21:17

[ Deathly serious voice. ]

If anyone touches my underwear, comes near me with the intention of touching my underwear, implies that I have had any involvement in any sick kinky shit, implies that I have had thoughts or dreams of being involved in sick kinky shit or implies I feel anything other than pure burning hatred to a certain so-called angel ( Read more... )

zero-tollerance policy, probably won't follow through with it, screw you guys

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[Voice] freedomtoleave March 22 2009, 04:42:53 UTC

And will you be stomping on my head?

[Voice] crawfordsands March 22 2009, 04:46:15 UTC

Depends. Do you intend on doing any of those things?

[Voice] freedomtoleave March 22 2009, 04:54:41 UTC

Considering that is my brother about whom you're having these "kinky" thoughts and dreams...

[ Voice ] crawfordsands March 22 2009, 04:57:21 UTC

Revise your statement, old man, or you'll regret it.

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michaeloffire March 22 2009, 06:19:09 UTC

Hey! I wasn't the one who said it all!

[ Voice ] crawfordsands March 22 2009, 06:30:10 UTC

Not the one that said it ALL?! You sayin' you had something to do with this?!

[ Voice ] michaeloffire March 22 2009, 06:34:19 UTC

I didn't say a damn thing. You were the one thinking about it, not me.

Why are you so pissed off anyways?

[ Voice ] crawfordsands March 22 2009, 06:37:35 UTC

Apparently, you're not payin' attention. I'd rather just kick your ass, but that'll have to wait. Just look back to the shit those two fuck heads were broadcastin' earlier today.

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reaverguardian March 22 2009, 07:08:59 UTC

I am rather perplexed as to who would be so engrossed with your undergarments to begin with.

[ Voice ] crawfordsands March 22 2009, 07:11:20 UTC

One of those fucked up things claiming to be a god. Put me on a list of targets.

Don't you people pay any fucking attention around here?

[ Voice ] reaverguardian March 22 2009, 07:17:45 UTC

Mm. Many beings in this and my home realm made claims to Godhood. Few could ever authenticate their claims. I apologize, I have grown unaccustomed to conversing with other beings, however pleasing it may be to find myself no longer hunted.

[ Voice ] crawfordsands March 22 2009, 07:23:48 UTC

[ Mumbled ]

It's official. I'm surrounded by fucking lunatics.

[ Back to normal, abrasiveness ]

Yeah, don't settle down there just yet. This place ain't exactly sunshine and cookies.

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[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 22 2009, 11:07:56 UTC

Trust me. I wouldn't dream of goin' anywhere near a man and his underwear. Especially not yours.