The book of movie cliches

[craobhruadh]

A word of advice to my readership. If any of you ever find yourself somehow transplanted into the plot of a Hollywood action movie, remember the following two laws:

The law of the female sidekick (also known as the "Bond Girl Law"): If you are in a movie with a male protagonist, always make sure you sleep with him, and that you are the last

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[zero_the_fool]

Seen the new Casino Royale, incidentally?

[craobhruadh]

I have actually. It violates the first law, but it does so by being cliche-breaking and original, so that makes it awesome.

[zero_the_fool]

Truth.