'Oh, and I've poisoned the sugar'

[crantz]

I had to make an important announcement to my family today when I realized how at risk I was

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[tainry]

XDDD Noted.

[crantz]

My mom upon seeing them was like 'oh! Yeah, you were in danger of that. I thought they'd make good gifts for you'

[geminiwench]

I don't know why people are into the funko pops.
I am a NERD TOY CONNOISSEUR but... those things?

WHAT ARE THEY!?! They're not toys, I promise you that.

[crantz]

I know right. I can't do anything with them but have them stare at me, unblinking.

[geminiwench]

Awwwww sheeeeit!

Ok ok... follow me on this.

Why are Weeping Angels the scariest thing ever? ESPECIALLY TO BRITISH PEOPLE?!
Because ancient cemeteries dot the landscape and stone angels litter the countryside like vermin.

......Now, examine the American existence.. littered with Funkopops... made of indelible forever-plastic....
.....staring at you... looking so innocuous... till you forget they are even there...unblinking....
....
.....
..

I think I am scared of Funkopops, now.
I also realize, that I much prefer to call them "Funkopoops" because that is what my fingers keep accidentally automatically typing.