『ＣＲＡＮＴＺ』 Drunken Night
Title : A Drunken Evening
Pairing : Arashi / Sakuraiba / Ohmiya / JunAiba
Rating : M
Summary : Early in the morning-- a little too early though-- Nino gathers the Arashi members and shows them a video they never knew about. As they watch the said video, they realize there's more to it then just a night drinking together.
WARNING : OOC!!! >8D
One day, Nino gathered the Arashi members in one room. “Nino, why’d you bring us here?” MatsuJun complained. I was 3 am, so no wonder the DoS king was so cranky. “You’ll see!~” Nino said giving his signature smirk. He held up a CD in his hand. “Uwa~ what is that?” Aiba asked. “You’ll see~” Nino said. “Nino… that’s the second time you said You’ll see... it’s scary” said Ohno.
Nino didn’t bother answering their questions anymore. Instead he is inserted the CD that he was holding. Everyone, minus Nino, gasped at the contents.
~o~
“Aiba! Stop hitting my back so hard ne~!” Sho said pushing away the man slapping his face. Sho held his glass filled with sake. He lamely drank all its content and clumsily refilled the glass, almost spilling some sake. “Yeah Aiba-chan~ stop bullying Sho-chan! You can bully me instead though~” Jun said giving Aiba a wink. Aiba refused “No! I only want MY SHO-CHAN! Besides id you want someone to hit you go FUCK YOURSELF!”
“SHADDAP YOU FRICKLESTICKS!!” Ohno yelled.
“Man, that’s his lamest nickname I’ve heard” Nino said.
You can tell that the brat was the only one that wasn’t drunk at all.
Sho turned around and went towards the camera.
“What are you holding Nin-Oh?” Sho asked poking the camera.
His face seemed like he has never seen a camera before.
“Curious kid.” Nino muttered. Sho tried grabbing the camera away Nino, until Aiba wrapped his arms around Sho’s waist and pulled him to the sofa.
“Aiba-chan~ what are you dooing~?” Sho said as if he doesn’t care what Aiba’s about to do to him.
“I want you.” Aiba said licking Sho’s cheecks and whispered to Sho’s ears,
“I love you.” then Aiba bit Sho’s ear.
“aww~ I love you to Aiba-cha~n!” Sho said as if he really doesn’t mind.
Then Jun stopped Aiba from doing anything further.
“Tch. What do you want Jun!?” Aiba said very annoyed.
“Why can’t you love me?” Jun asked like a little brat.
“Cuz I don’t. Leave me alone, Bitch!” Aiba replied.
Jun pouted, “Oh come on! Is it because I forced you to do things and went to far?”
Aiba blushed, “NO! Never bring that up EVER again!”
Jun teased Sho, “I know something you don’t, bitch.” in a very annoying voice.
“Eh~ what is it? Nani nani???” Sho said looking very interested.
“Don’t you da-“ Aib wasn’t able to finish his sentence.
“AIBA! SHO! JUN! LOOK ALIENS!” Ohno randomly yelled while point at the window.
The camera’s view moved to the window. Outside, three children wearing green shirts and jeans with toy guns. The guns were neon-colored space guns.
“THOSE AIN’T ALIENS!” Aiba protested. “THEY’RE ZOMBIES!”
Nino quickly looked at the others reactions, using the camera ofcourse.
Right then and there, a crash sounded! Nino moved the camera down to the floor, where Sho lay… unconscious.
“SHO-CHAN! HE FAINTED!” Aiba screamed.
“Can you love me now?” Jun asked.
“FOR THE NTH TIME NO WAY YOU BITCH!” Aiba said annoyed.
Then Jun kept on poking Sho and said, “But isn’t he dea-“
“NO HE’S NOT! AND IS HE IS, I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE WITH YOU!!!” Aiba burst into rage. Later on, Jun burst into tears and everyone went silent.
“HEY, ALL OF YOU! THEY ARE ALIENS!” Ohno shouted pointing outside the window.
“My Sho-chan…” Aiba whimpered, though no one seem to notice him.
Outside, the kids were wearing alien masks. Nino smirked and thought
“Everything is going according to plan.” Then Aiba also fainted.
“Aibaka, my love!” Jun wailed in despair.
He started crying over Aiba on the floor. Crying like a girl.
“I have to do the only thing that I’m good at! KISS!” Then Jun announced
“Aiba-chan~ I’m about to do CPR!!!” Hearing that, Aiba opened his eyes seeing Jun one inch away from him, so he pushed Jun away. It turns out the he pushed him away so hard that Jun lost his balance and fell, fainting when he hit the floor. Jun was lying next to Aiba, which pissed him off.
“Get away from me!” Aiba yelled.
Ohno suddenly kicked him, to shut him up. Aiba ended up being unconscious.
Now only Nino and Ohno are left. “Now it’s just you and me.” Ohno said.
“Y-yeah…” Nino said knowing what’s coming next. Ohno went closer and closer to Nino.
“Y-you’re too close.” Nino told Ohno blushing.
“Of course I am, I’m about to kiss you.” Ohno said; then without hesitation, he kissed him.
Woah. I never thought Satoshi was such a good kisser.
The younger man was enjoying the old man’s kiss.
Nino is such a brat. Well, I have to break this up now.
Ohno broke the passionate kiss.
“You had this all planned didn’t you?” Ohno asked knowing Nino’s prank all along.
“Tch. You know me soo well Riida~” Nino answered smirking.
Ohno leaned in closer, giving off a devilish smirk.
“Oh-chan… what’s with that Maou look?” Nino asked backing away.
Ohno mischievously licked his lips.
“N-no! Ohno!” Nino’s arms pushed the camera out of the way, making it face the ceiling.
Nino’s screams were loud and clear.
“UWA~ NOT THERE!!! AHH!!”
Tha last shot in the video was Nino turning the camera off… naked.
~o~
There was a heavy silence that filled the room. No one knew what to say except Nino who was laughing his ass off. Sho, Jun, Aiba, and Ohno decided that they should punish Nino. Slowly they approach the unsuspecting Nino; Ohno holding a rope, Sho holding a duct tape, Aiba holding a video camera, and Jun preparing to hold him down.
:Ehh! C-come one guys, i-it was just a joke!” Nino said.
The other four pretended not to hear him.
Dammit! I’m gonna die!
The members went closer and Nino shouted
“D-don’t you guys come closer! Don’t! Don’t! UWAAAAAH~!!!”
And that’s the last time Nino ever pulled a prank… or so we thought.