Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills...

[cranberry_life]

If you've never listened to "Spacelord" by Monster Magnet, you should, because it will change your life. Well, okay, it probably won't change your life, but you should listen to it anyway because I told you to

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[anonymous]

"Back to my usual self...."
How good is that?

"Anyway, two packs of cigarettes and a day of work....."
Two packs a day? Does a day of work actually cover two packs of cigarettes? No wonder you are always broke.

"I've decided I'm going to start being more creative, like writing and drawing..."
Great! You seem to have some talent in those areas. And, we are all waiting for the second installment of "Joshua and the Moon"

Behold my mind-shattering pelvic thrust of victory!!!!!
Careful with the pelvic thrusts. They could cause serious brain injury.

[adnara]

Oh my god, my mind is shattered!

Also, congratulations.

Also also, get your lazy ass working on that second part of the story.
^^