1. Do you believe a stripper could be a good role model? It depends on what they are a mentor for.  If it’s some one looking to be naked in public, sure, find a stripper.
2. What words do you have difficulty pronouncing? Aluminum
3. Psychics: Gifted people or charlatans? 98% charlatans
4. You’re sitting on the couch watching TV and you’re very comfortable.  ( Read more... )

Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage*, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.**

**Thanks ( Read more... )

I don’t know who wrote this, but it was forwarded to me and I thought it was worth passing on.

On September 11, 2001, the United States of America was Attacked.

2974 civilians were killed, 6291 were injured, and countless more suffer lung ailments to this day.

Before we begin, let’s put that horrific day into perspective.  NOT to trivialize that ( Read more... )

1. With all respect to Joe Walsh, has life been good to you so far? Life is kicking my ass.  But, I guess it could be much worse.
2. Who was the last person who bought you flowers?  My husband
3. Who was the last person you bought flowers for? My husband
4. If you worked from home, how would you dress for work? footie PJ’s.
5. What were you doing in 1974? Well, I ( Read more... )

Well, my evil has finally come back to haunt me.  In the last month, I have been getting 5 different magazines that I never ordered.  I lovely little trick I have played on a few people in my day.  And I shared my evil doing with a few people.

After I called the magazines today to tell me that I never ordered these, they all said the request came ( Read more... )

The Comedy Movie Quote Quiz

Post your answers in comments - the answer list (if you don’t get them) will be up on Friday

1. Don’t call me Shirley.
2. Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
3. Why are you tormenting me? Why don't you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or YOURSELF? Braindead redneck asshole!
4. That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.
5. ( Read more... )

In the category of movies only I have seen, is a made for TV movie called Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark.  I gave up asking people about this movie years ago because no one else seemed to remember it.  It was great spooky movie about a woman who moves into her family’s old house, is chased and tormented by these little demon creatures that were living ( Read more... )

Ok, maybe it’s just me.

I love the Food Network (I know - big surprise) and I missing the days of The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver.  Well, he’s back with a new show and a new cookbook - Jamie At Home.

And this is good news.

Today, I heard an announcement that Jamie Oliver would be in Fairfield for a book reading and signing.

Um, excuse me?  Reading?  A ( Read more... )

This was passed on to me and I feel it is important enough to pass it along - please make sure all the women you know are alerted.

Because your mental well-being is as important as your physical well-being.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from Shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of ( Read more... )

1. When passing by the toy section of a store, do you just have to play with something? Um, yeah. 
2. Did you ever win a prize by guessing the number of jellybeans in a jar? Never even close
3. What’s the worst kind of music to listen to while on hold with customer service? It’s all annoying when you’re waiting to fix a problem.
4. When you eat small candies, ( Read more... )