Dinner crack-drabble

[1snippygecko]

 A few little snippets if James Norrington, Jack Sparrow, Cutler Beckett, Mercer, Elizabeth and William Turner ever sat down and had dinner together. This crack-dribble came about after talking with ansketil_rose and reading her Beckington story. I'm stealing a few of her ideas ~_^. Forgive any spelling or grammer errors!

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Comments

[kayliemalinza]

Heehee! I like that Lizzie lost the sniping contest (though not after a good fight) and James is just quietly getting drunk. Thank goodness nobody was paying much attention to him-- otherwise he might go off on a rant and cut everyone down to size!

And poor Will, nobody trusts him to talk.

[1snippygecko]

Oh! No one would survive if Jamie's tongue was unleashed... Ok, now I have an incredibly dirty image in my head *evil snicker*.

Would you? ~_^

[order_of_chaos]

I loved the forks!

[1snippygecko]

Thanks. If there's one thing Beckett is a stickler for- its using the proper utensil.

[blaquestarr]

Thoroughly enjoyed it. I kept wondering when Jack was going to steal the silverware.
I had a loud snort when the footsie culprit was found. :)

[1snippygecko]

Thanks!
*laughs* Let that be a reminder, if you ever invite Jack over for dinner be sure to have plenty of paper plates and plastic forks since he has such a of grabby hands. Poor Jack, Mercer is such a meanie ~_^.

[lostwiginity]

If that every happened, the lot of them ending up eating of one table that is, Beckett would have to wear an anorak and gloves at home.

You see, because he's the devil and hell froze over. God, I'm so pathetic.

[1snippygecko]

*snickers* So very true.

Hell would have indeed frozen over before Beckett could have been forcibly dragged to such a meal ~_^.