i ride the shortbus

[cracker_slang]

so i realized i ride the shortbus to day and that i sleep and masturbate way too much. porn is really my only friend and how i love it. so that's it and i don't do anything so ummmmmmmmm stuff and such.

Comments

[broken_empire]

remember that time you made plans with me?
for tonight?
when i was done work?
and then you weren't home when i called?
if this sounds familiar, feel free to kick yourself in the balls.
bye.

[xxsicknessxx]

hahaha, get out your drool rag.
cause your a tard.

[ibleedlife]

do you also have mittens pinned to your jacket all year round?

[a_sad_excuse]

you couldn't masturbate way too much. this is proposturous!
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and porn isn't your only friend.. you forgot about your other good old friend.. beer.

[ecolin]

take good care of rocco and nacho