I promise I didn't kill him. He got bit by something. And was allergic. I tried to warn him, you know. But he just didn't want to stay inside. Away from things that would kill him
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I have this theory, about foot massages. It's fascinatingI was gazing in the crystal ball the other day, Gideon, and I saw something MOST DISTRESSING
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Boys really are silly. I say one little thing and they take it mean you're pregnant! Me! Pregnant! Don't be ridiculous. I haven't foreseen a pregnancy for at least three more months. Honestly
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I wonder about the summer. My mother is never too thrilled to have me around.
I'll be 17 in a month. I think that Bunny needs a friend. He's getting on in years, you know. I should get a duck! I will name said duck Fish. I am a duck... QUACK! Well, not really. I'm a person.