“Bad Blood” by astolat (NC-17)

May 20, 2007 01:23

Fandom: SUPERNATURAL
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Author on LJ: astolat
Author Website: http://intimations.org/fanfic/
Why this must be read:

Hi. I’m laughingacademy, taking yet another turn behind the wheel of the Crack Van. I apologize for waiting so long to post my first Supernatural rec. Real life has been kicking my ass - I haven’t even had a chance to watch the last two episodes of the show, which should give you some idea. Hopefully, I’m not tempting fate by deciding that I can spare some time for pimping...

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The news that panfandom fic goddess astolat had been sucked into SPN made me do the Happy Dance, because her stories are whip smart, screamingly funny, and scorching hot. Take, for example, this one, in which a succubus lands the Winchester Boys in a classic slash scenario: F*** or Die.

"Dude, we didn't see so much as a light on the road for the last two hours since we got off the highway," Sam said. "Never mind how we'd actually get someone to go for it. Fuck me or I'm going to die isn't the world's best pickup line."

"I've heard worse," Dean said.

"You've used worse," Sam said.

"So what, you want to just sit here and wait until our blood starts boiling and our dicks explode?" Dean said. "This is not how I am going out."

"Uh, no," Sam said. "I'm just saying we've got no choice. We're going to have to do it."

"Dude, that's what I'm saying!" Dean said. "You want to try coming up with something more helpful, like how we're going to make that happen?"

Sam stared at him. "Dean. We're going to have to do it."

"Huh?" Dean said, and then he got it. "Dude!" he yelled. "Dude, that's sick! No fucking way! Are you out of your mind?"

Sam spread his arms wide, comprehensively taking in the empty lot, the silence and dark of the forest and the mountains. "I'm looking around at all the other options we don't have, Dean."

"Then we haven't got any options, because that isn't one!" Dean said.

"Come off it," Sam said, rolling his eyes. "Are you telling me you'd rather die?"

"Yes!" Dean said. "Dude, what the hell is wrong with you!"

"Uh, okay, then," Sam said, in a fucking exasperated tone, "and you'd also rather watch me die?"

"Oh, you son of a bitch," Dean said.

Bad Blood

supernatural, fanfic

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