Title: Headhunting
Author: CrabbyLioness
Characters: Ianto, hapless Stormtroopers
Disclaimer: I'm not making a penny.
Rating: G, pure unadulterated crossover crack 
Based on that picture.

"Are you sure about him?" The helmet concealed the face, but there was no mistaking the doubt in the voice as it's owner stared at the scowling young man in chains ( Read more... )

Fic:  Abbadon, Schmabbadon

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Bilis/???

Summary:  What Bilis really wanted.

Requested by my husband and written for our 19th wedding anniversary.

Rating:  G

Word Count:  351

Bilis looked out the window and double-checked his readings before turning to look back into the bedroom of the tiny flat he had rented.  "The animal ( Read more... )

Fic:  Killing Time

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Jack, Master, UNIT

Summary:  Set after The Sound of Drums.  The Master is killing time.  So is Jack.

Word Count:  804

Rating:  PG for adult themes.

When Jack comes back to life this time, he's still wearing the heavy restraints the Master uses when Mrs. Saxon joins them.  The floor is slick with his ( Read more... )

Fic:  The Tale of the Big Bad Wolf:  Constellations of Blood (2/3)
Sequel to Post-Mortem, may be read as a stand-alone story

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Jack, Ten, Martha, the TARDIS, Jack/Martha, Jack/Ianto implied

Summary:  The TARDIS speaks, AKA "The Secret Origin of the TARDIS."  Set after TW S1 and DW S2.

Rating:  PG for adult themes, ( Read more... )

Fic:  The Tale of the Big Bad Wolf:  When Martha Met Jack (1/3)
Sequel to Post-Mortem, may be read as a stand-alone story

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Characters:  Jack, Ten, Martha

Summary:  Martha wonders who the strange man who just appeared on the TARDIS is, and why the Doctor is so freaked out.

Rating:  PG for adult themes.

Disclaimer:  Don't own them.   ( Read more... )

Fic:  The Storyteller
Epilogue to Post-Mortem, may be read as a stand-alone story (6/6)

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto

Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Ianto tries to figure out the mystery of Jack Harkness.

Rating:  PG for adult themes.

Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Not making a penny.

Part 1

Interlude

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4


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Title:  In Your Dreams

Author:  CrabbyLioness

Summary: Set before Everything Changes.  Jack pesters flirts with the new guy, Ianto Jones.

Rating:  barely PG for humorous flirtation

Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Not making a penny.

It was a fairly dull day at the Hub.  Jack smelled coffee.  He looked up from his paperwork to see the new transfer, Ianto ( Read more... )

People had trouble downloading Part 3, so I split it.  My apologies.

Fic:  Post-Mortem Part 4 (5/6 including an Interlude and an Epilogue)
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto mentioned, Tosh/Jack/Ianto mentioned
Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Owen tries to figure out what to do next.
Rating:  R for language and sexual ( Read more... )

People had trouble downloading Part 3, so I split it.  My apologies.

Fic:  Post-Mortem Part 3 (4/6 including an Interlude and an Epilogue)
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto mentioned, Tosh/Jack/Ianto mentioned
Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Owen tries to figure out what to do next.
Rating:  R for language and sexual ( Read more... )

Fic:  Post-Mortem Part 2:  Profiling Jack Harkness
Author:  CrabbyLioness
Pairings:  Team, Jack/Ianto mentioned, Gwen/Owen mentioned
Summary:  In the wake of Jack's disappearance, Owen tries to figure out what to do next.
Rating:  R for language.  It's Owen, what do you expect?
Disclaimer:  Don't own them.  Don't even like Owen, but "Quincy" has his ( Read more... )