ARMS OF MARCY RECRUITMENT POST.

[cqcingly]

((OOC: Here's how this post will work! You, the prospective midboss comment here, doing... whatever your character may typically do. Working out, eating, masturbating furiously to The Little Mermaid, whatever! The Boss will find you and convince you that it is a good idea to help her commit acts of terror. Actually playing out the recruitment

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[veryexactchange]

*At the firing range, nailing Hell of headshots with a high-powered rifle*

[cqcingly]

How... beautiful.

[veryexactchange]

*. . . oho* Thank you. Not many would say that, I think.

[cqcingly]

There is beauty in a job performed well, and a clean death is not a gift all soldiers can hope to receive.

[youaregayforme]

*do you know how long it takes to clean your guns when you have like twenty in your inventory? It's quite the morning ritual*

[cqcingly]

Jack.

[youaregayforme]

*looks up at, still reassembling the scorpion*

Boss.

[cqcingly]

Yes... Boss... for a while at least.

Jack, what do you think of this place?

[porktheoneulove]

[Between one recruitment and the next, you may notice a faint whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of wheels, and a porker following you. Looking up with a certain unnerving admiration.

He's also, inexplicably, already wearing a military uniform. Do with him what you wish.]

[cqcingly]

Good morning, little brother.

[not_an_xman]

[Sniping zombies from afar, and then when he is out of bullets, he throws his rifle through one like a spear.]

Now that's what I'm talking about! Wade, you're approaching dangerous levels of badassery.

[not_an_xman]

Not that it was hard, he's already half decomposed.

But it was cool, right?

Oh yeah.

[cqcingly]

[claps]

My... what ingenuity.

[not_an_xman]

Is that you, Publisher's Clearing House? What's that? I'm the 10 million dollar prize winner?

[fake_alchemist]

[plant alchemist is toting generic chemistry supplies to what's left of the greenhouse]

[cqcingly]

A scientist?

[fake_alchemist]

What--oh. I suppose you could say that. I prefer "alchemist," though.

[cqcingly]

My mistake.