Comments | cpt_crunch16: the steal...

cpt_crunch16

the steal...

Feb 27, 2007 00:02

I stole this from... well, i'm not sure...

leave me a comment stating, shouting, or otherwise communicating to me that you want me to "interview" you. I, in turn, will come up with outlandish, trite, or otherwise ridiculous questions to ask you, which you may answer at your leisure...

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jesus_h_christ4 February 27 2007, 05:16:42 UTC

Interview me

throw a serious question or two in there too, douche bag.

cpt_crunch16 March 1 2007, 21:37:08 UTC

alright, lets see...

1) If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
2) Why is it ok for basketball jocks to slap each other on the ass, but gay when normal people do it?
3) If you could create your own political party, what would be the basic foundation beliefs of said party?
4) If you could change the USA's political system to any other countries current system, would you and why?
5) Why don't women realize they are inferior to us?

cptobvious2004 February 27 2007, 06:01:35 UTC

i would absolutely adore the privelage of being interviewed by your cunning and witty ass

cpt_crunch16 March 1 2007, 21:40:41 UTC

1) Why are slutty women called hookers when they don't actually hook?
2) Why is ok do things to midgets that would be profane and innappropiate to normal people?
3) On cannibalistic islands, instead of becoming the old axium "you are what you eat?" do you think they become WHO they eat?
4) If Jesus were alive today, would you do him?
5) who would win in a fight, a retarded monkey or a penguin with a missile strapped to its back?

two_eye_jack February 27 2007, 11:37:45 UTC

Yeah, that whole thing blew up onto my friends page...

Consider me communicating.

beforeugot2cool February 27 2007, 15:58:02 UTC

hahah this sounds like it could be entertaining. interview me.

cpt_crunch16 March 1 2007, 21:45:31 UTC

1) why is the word VERB a noun?
2) How many times have you said the word "like" today?
3) Why is Duckhunt and "ok" game, but "personhunt" is wildly innappropriate?
4) What is your least favorite color and why?
5) If we didn't start the fire, who did?

beforeugot2cool March 1 2007, 22:40:35 UTC

okay first of all joe i don't think i've ever thought about half the questions you've asked me, so pretty much i have no idea ha ( ... )

bigcahuna February 27 2007, 16:59:42 UTC

DO ME DO ME. And I know you will on purposely misinterpret that comment as much as possible

cpt_crunch16 March 1 2007, 21:50:57 UTC

1) if you could get a rimjob from ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
2) whats the craziest shit you've done with a backhoe?
3) whats the craziest thing you've done with a regular hoe?
4) have you ever shit your pants listening to your subwoofer?
5) have you ever slapped an emo kid on principle, and if no, why not?

cpt_crunch16 March 1 2007, 21:51:19 UTC

p.s. perhaps when i get home;-)