My RA is a girl...sorta. she's not ... well, there are retarded dwarves cuter then her. the RA on the floor above me however is completely different story...
but seriously, RA's are the college equvialent of Student Council, they're tools. You'll see when you go to college.
well, some of my friends in student council we're incredible. I guess your right, some of them are pretty cool, but most of them are... well, read the story...
Get someone to make a shitload of some sort of creamy potato soup, and then spill it all over the bathroom. Then have them run to the RA's room (if the dodgeball is there. If not, don't bother reading the rest), and start pounding on the door, screaming that there's a major problem in the bathroom that the RA has to deal with. Now the trick here is that when the RA opens the door, the friend has to pull the RA out and down the hall to the bathroom.
That will make sure that the RA doesn't close and lock their door and give you enough time to grab the dodge ball.
That, and who wouldn't want to see a shitload of chunky white crap on the bathroom floor, right?
.... thats just crazy enough to work! i actually might just really throw up, its cheaper, and allows me to be intoxicated beforehand... though retriving the dodgeball would be significantly more challenging...
Hahaha. I bought a pair of drunk goggles at Gags and Gifts and wore them around school for a day. Not only did it make me almost unable to navigate the halls, it also made it impossible for me to take notes or read what I wrote down.
So I understand the difficulties of your possible situation.
why not piss in a cup and then put it in the fridge overnight and then offer it to your RA in the morning as "apple juice" and act all nice to him? i always wanted to try that.
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but seriously, RA's are the college equvialent of Student Council, they're tools. You'll see when you go to college.
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Then have them run to the RA's room (if the dodgeball is there. If not, don't bother reading the rest), and start pounding on the door, screaming that there's a major problem in the bathroom that the RA has to deal with. Now the trick here is that when the RA opens the door, the friend has to pull the RA out and down the hall to the bathroom.
That will make sure that the RA doesn't close and lock their door and give you enough time to grab the dodge ball.
That, and who wouldn't want to see a shitload of chunky white crap on the bathroom floor, right?
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I bought a pair of drunk goggles at Gags and Gifts and wore them around school for a day. Not only did it make me almost unable to navigate the halls, it also made it impossible for me to take notes or read what I wrote down.
So I understand the difficulties of your possible situation.
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all you have to do is shoot your RA, if you want to get technical.
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