BOO

[dem_deadbodys]

WELL, WELL ,WELL. WHAT HAVE I FOUND HERE? NAHAHA! A WORLD OF SPARKLES?  WELL...  IF YOU MAY BE ABLE TO... AMUSE ME, I'D MORE THEN LIKELY HELP YOU IN SOME WAY.

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[bloodyneedles]

D-DOCTOR STEIN? W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO LONG?

[dem_deadbodys]

HMM? STEIN? WHOM MAY THAT BE? *HE GETS A BIT TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT AND GRABS CRONA BY THE SHOULDER* WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS?

<3

[bloodyneedles]

W-WAH!? Y-YOU AREN'T D-DOCTOR STEIN, ARE YOU?!
*STARTS PANICKING* I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL W-WITH PEOPLE T-TOUCHING ME!

<3 <3

[dem_deadbodys]

WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
WELL, IF YOUR NOT FINE WITH TOUCHING CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SLEEPING IN MY CUSTOM-MADE COFFIN?

EEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERTAKER. <3

[kokonoe_loli]

*STANDING BEHIND HIM AND PULLING ON HIS HAIR. YOINK YOINK~*

Re: EEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERTAKER. <3

[dem_deadbodys]

NYN? WHAT DO YOU WANT? *HE GIVES A CREEPY GRIN* THE EARL WAS NEVER ONE FOR TREATS, BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY, TELL ME A NICE OL' JOKE, AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF MY TREATS? *HE TEASES HER WITH A...SPARKLY BONE COOKIE?* OH. I WONDER WHEN THAT HAPPENED.

[kokonoe_loli]

*SHE HOPS UP, TRYING TO GRAB THE COOKIE* GIMME! I WANT THAT COOKIE!

[dem_deadbodys]

AH,AH,AH. NOT YET. AMUSE ME A BIT FIRST.

[screwurgame]

THERE'S TOO MANY SPARKLES. IT BURNS!!

[dem_deadbodys]

BURNING? FROM SPARKLES? *SNICKERS* ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?

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[ohthedespair]

YOU SEEM LIKE A CHEERFUL PERSON. SO, I WILL BE A DECENT MAN AND TELL YOU STRAIGHT HOW THIS PLACE IS.

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[ohthedespair]

THIS IS IN FACT THE MOST HORRIBLE PLACE THAT MAN HAS EVER THOUGHT OF!

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[ohthedespair]

THIS PLACE IS FULL OF SUCH DESPAIR! NO GOOD CAN COME OF IT!

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[ohthedespair]

THE WORLD IS FULL OF SPARKLES! PERVERTS! BAD DRIVERS! STOLEN LUNCHES! COLORFUL FOOD! CROSS DRESSING ROBOTS! MUSICAL PLAY-THRUS THAT WOULD NEVER STOP! SANDALS THAT BREAK WHEN YOU STEP THE WRONG WAY! ATROCIOUS LUCK AND DEATH ONLY A BLINK AWAY!

[seearreshohwan]

WHO ARE YOU?
UNTIL YOU TELL ME, I HAVE NO REASON TO AMUSE YOU.

[dem_deadbodys]

NO,NO,NO, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS. YOU GIVE ME AMUSEMENT THEN I GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.

[seearreshohwan]

HM, SO IF I JUST WANT AN INTRODUCTION IN TURN FOR AMUSEMENT AND YOU WANT AMUSEMENT IN TURN FOR AN INTRODUCTION, HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS FAIR?
OH, HOW ABOUT I AMUSE YOU HALFWAY, AND YOU TELL ME HALF OF YOUR NAME, THEN WE'LL COMPLETE THE DEAL? SOUND GOOD?

[dem_deadbodys]

YES. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT IS FAIR!
FINE. IF THATS THE WAY YOU WANT TO DO IT THEN THATS FINE. GOOD.