Comments | cpslk_drssngrm: GEORGE CLOONE--ER, KENTUCKY IS A HEARTBREAKER

volunteerspirit in cpslk_drssngrm

GEORGE CLOONE--ER, KENTUCKY IS A HEARTBREAKER

Nov 06, 2009 00:33

[ SO EVERYWHERE IN THIS DADGUM PLACE YOU'LL SEE FLIERS THAT ALL LOOK LIKE THIS: ]

ATTENTION, LADIES

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messeswithtexas November 6 2009, 06:39:39 UTC

*TOTALLY USING TEXAS' PHONE TO CALL.*

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 06:45:23 UTC

[ DIAL TONE-- THEN AN OFFICIAL FANCY SOUNDIN' MAN'S VOICE: ]

HELLO, YOU HAVE REACHED THE "PLEASE GET KENTUCKY A DATE" HOTLINE. IF YOU ARE MALE, YOU MAY HANG UP OR PRESS 1 FOR MORE OPTIONS. IF YOU ARE FEMALE, PLEASE HOLD ON THE LINE.

messeswithtexas November 6 2009, 06:47:17 UTC

*PRESSES 3!*

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 06:49:26 UTC

[ LONG PAUSE ]

THAT WAS AN INVALID ENTRY.

IF YOU ARE MALE, PLEASE PRESS 1 FOR MORE OPTIONS. IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT NUMBER 1 IS ON YOUR PHONE, PLEASE HANG UP AND DRINK MORE.

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lostthebridle November 6 2009, 06:56:48 UTC

STOP SPEADIN' LIES!

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 06:58:10 UTC

[ YEAH. 'CUZ SHOUTING AT THE FLYER IS GOING TO HELP YOU GET LAID. ]

[ THIS IS WHY PERSONAL ADS WERE INVENTED. ]

lostthebridle November 6 2009, 07:01:33 UTC

*TEARS DOWN EVERY POSTER HE CAN FIND AND GOES TO LOOK FOR TENNESSEE*

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 07:03:18 UTC

[ WHO'S A LITTLE BEHIND YOU POSTING MORE FLYERS WHERE YOU TORE THEM DOWN. YEAH, SON, I GOT DIS. ]

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1/2 spurslikestars November 6 2009, 07:07:23 UTC

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*JUST STARING*

spurslikestars November 6 2009, 07:08:37 UTC

*MASSIVE LOL*

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 07:09:51 UTC

AIN'T TOO DAMN BAD, AIN'T IT?

spurslikestars November 6 2009, 07:15:41 UTC

GUESS NOT.

WHERE THE HELL'D YOU GET THAT PICTURE THOUGH? I AIN'T EVER SEEN KENTUCKY WITH HIS HAIR NOT GRAY.

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/HAD TO. reckon_course November 6 2009, 07:17:13 UTC

...

HM...

*HE MUST BE AN ALIEN IF HE HAS ALL THAT GOING FOR HIM AND NO GIRL... THIS REQUIRES INVESTIGATION!*

*CALLING!*

YES, IT COMPELLED YOU. volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 07:21:06 UTC

[ DIAL TONE, DIAL TONE.... ]

HELLO, THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE "KENTUCKY IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF HOOCH" HOTLINE. IF YOU'D LIKE TO OFFER SEXUAL HEALING, PLEASE PRESS 1. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO OFFER TO PAY FOR SERVICES FOR SEXUAL HEALING, PLEASE PRESS 2.

reckon_course November 6 2009, 07:29:36 UTC

...

WH-...WHAT?

...

*HAS TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MINUTE*

...

*QUICKLY FASHIONS A TIN FOIL HAT; PRESSES 1*

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 07:32:07 UTC

[ BEEP! ]

THANK YOU. PLEASE HOLD WHILE WE PROCESS YOUR CALL.

[ PAUSE ]

FOR QUALITY PURPOSES, ALL CALLS WILL BE RECORDED. PLEASE HOLD FOR AN OPERATOR WHO WILL ASSIST YOU WITH YOUR CALL.

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kah_lee_forn_ya November 6 2009, 08:19:13 UTC

*STARING AT THE PHOTO*

...THAT'S... REALLY... REALLY REALLY WIERD.

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 08:24:14 UTC

YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT? BET YER WONDERIN' WHY HE AIN'T GOT A GIRL, HUH?

kah_lee_forn_ya November 6 2009, 08:43:13 UTC

NO... THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT IT.

IT'S JUST... REALLY ODD TO SEE KENTUCKY... DOING... THAT. *BACKS AWAY FROM THE PICTURE* IT'S LIKE SEEING SANTA WITH A SIX-PACK.

volunteerspirit November 6 2009, 08:48:27 UTC

WELL, YEAH, HE AIN'T THAT FIT NO MORE, BUT THIS'LL GET TH' GIRLS T' FLOCKIN'!

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