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neva_knows_best in cpslk_drssngrm

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Sep 26, 2009 10:04

[THIS IS A VENDING MACHINE]

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baron_de_beaute September 26 2009, 00:50:42 UTC

*DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT TO BUY A PAIR OF PANTSU... AFTER ALL, ANY ONE OF THE PAIRS IN THIS MACHINE COULD HAVE BEEN OWNED BY A... WAIT FOR IT... A CONSENTING ADULT!*

neva_knows_best September 26 2009, 00:54:35 UTC

[YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO THINK WHILE MAMIMI IS INSERTING TWO DOLLAR PIECE AFTER TWO DOLLAR PIECE INTO THE MACHINE, HER EYE ON THE LUCKY 7 CIGARETTES]

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baron_de_beaute September 26 2009, 20:06:07 UTC

*HM?*

YOU'RE PUTTING QUITE A LOT OF MONEY INTO THAT MACHINE, MADEMOISELLE MAMIMI...

neva_knows_best September 27 2009, 02:03:54 UTC

THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY MAKE CIGARETTES SO EXPENSIVE NOW...

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got_you_good September 26 2009, 05:36:01 UTC

*PUTS IN TWO DOLLERS AND HITS A FEW RANDOM BUTTONS. OUT POPS A PLUSHIE.*

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neva_knows_best September 26 2009, 05:38:23 UTC

YOU GET PLUSHIES EVERY SUNDAY? YOUR ROOM MUST BE FULL OF PLUSHIES!

got_you_good September 26 2009, 05:39:21 UTC

NO, I MEAN STUFF THIS RANDOM.

IT'S ONLY ALLOWED ON SUNDAY.

neva_knows_best September 26 2009, 05:41:15 UTC

THAT EXPLAINS IT. IT'S ALWAYS FEELS LIKE SUNDAY IN MABASE. THAT'S WHY WE GET ALL THE ROBOTS ALL THE TIME.

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wingsdriftaway September 26 2009, 11:50:35 UTC

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SORRY FOR ASKING A DUMB QUESTION BUT...HOW DO YOU USE THESE??

neva_knows_best September 26 2009, 11:58:40 UTC

LIKE THIS!

[PUTS IN A TWO DOLLAR PIECE AND PRESSES A BUTTON. PULLS OUT A BLUE PEN FROM TRAY]

HEY! I WANTED A BLACK PEN! STUPID MACHINE!

wingsdriftaway September 27 2009, 06:16:28 UTC

OH NOW I GET IT!! *PUTS A FEW COINS IN THE SAME MACHINE, AND GETS MET WITH A RED PEN TO THE FACE*

neva_knows_best September 27 2009, 06:31:44 UTC

EEE! IT'S POSSESSED! RUN FOR YOUR SOUL!

[SEIZES EST'S ARM AND DRAGS HER AWAY]

6bbb_yeah September 26 2009, 21:37:06 UTC

*JUST STANDS THERE, STARING AT THE VENDIN MACHINE. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT HE'S TOO PROUD TO ASK SOMEONE.*

neva_knows_best September 27 2009, 02:08:49 UTC

[WELL, MAMIMI IS DEMONSTRATING FOR YOU BY DROPPING IN A FEW COINS, PRESSING A BUTTON, AND RECEIVING A RED BAG OF VITAMIN DRINK]

6bbb_yeah September 27 2009, 04:13:03 UTC

*AND RAPH IS FASCINATED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT AS HE SIMILARLY IS BY THINGS LIKE MICROWAVES AND LAMPS.*

SO, THAT...MACHINE. IT GIVES YOU OBJECTS IF YOU GIVE IT CURRENCY?

neva_knows_best September 27 2009, 06:33:36 UTC

UM, I THINK SO? BUT IT ONLY TAKES THESE.

[HOLDS UP A TWO DOLLAR PIECE.]

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